Jess 🫠

Just came back from the Matt Dishman community center where I was helping my friend learn how to swim.

What a great place. They have so many things there. A gym, the pool, a full boxing program.

Every time I see this hollow ghoul of a person, I think it is worth remembering her real face because she definitely doesnt want to.

Good morning logging on

I think my favorite thing about Bluesky is how it encourages conversation and new dialogue with interesting strangers

Federal work dried up. Now Newsome chipping away at the state work in a desperate bid to feel something. Fucking ghoul.

This client is going to break up a 1,000+ acre project into multiple 50 acre projects to get an exemption to avoid doing proper work to protect cultural sites.

Got hit with our first scope reduction on a project because of Newsome pushing through changes to CEQA in his lets appease the worst people bid to be president.

Im going to say whole heartedly, FUCK NEWSOME.

Wtffffffffff

Going to get a photo of the tools. Temu style

Not being able to afford a 401k coming in extremely handy right now.

All of these kids had a parent that allowed it on some sort of scale. Y'all are basically applying boys will be boys logic to your kids becoming nazis and its weird

I went to high school in the IE, during peak bro era with all the white kids that wore Famous Gear and listened to Kottonmouth Kings. I know what teens in the white supremacy sphere looks like.

The call is coming from inside the house, folks! Rebellion won't excuse shitty parenting

The excuses you guys are willing to make is fucking insane.

Youthful rebellion is smoking a joint out the window before your parents get home.

It's not testing the waters with white nationalism.

How does he have raw yolks yet the driest looking eggs?

Never realized how much Wilson looks like a deflated version of Kotek

Too busy with the fish burps to be aggressive

Hooded skeleton climbing through a broken floor

If you are like Jess wtf is in Holmavik, Iceland? The answer my friend is the Museum of Sorcery and Witchcraft. Absolutely worth the sketchy drive while I battled jet lag.

furthest I've been

N: Holmavik, Iceland
E: Utrecht, Netherlands
S: some beach south of Rosarito, Baja California
W: Kona, Island of Hawaii

Carrie Underwood is going to be approaching her soon for a bio pic

i know it reflects a declining civilization but i cannot stop laughing at this

In the time it would take to prompt the AI, you could just text "running late"

Anyways, cant wait for the male loneliness epidemic to include men who refuse to talk to people directly

The venn diagram of fans showing up is going to be insane

Just learned that Nicholas Sparks has a book coming out in Oct that he did with M. Night Shyamalan.

Its a ghost love story. They're already filming the movie

Two weeks ago today, the Supreme Court of Muscogee Nation affirmed the citizenship rights of freedmen descendants. After decades of disenfranchisement, freedmen descendants are now eligible for tribal citizenship. How did we get here? Here’s a little history lesson 🧵:

Part of the reason I reject using AI is because I resent the idea that I have to optimize my life to an even further extent. Enough already

Happy goatday!

Looking forward to the followup article about how tightly coupled other members of city council are with lobbyists

Avalos: elana scared steve on the police vote?? Morillo: he said she got mad so he's hesitating and i said she's not our mommy. I'm trying.

Morillo: i'm getting this parks police vote. Stay awake. Avalos: I'm no longer tired IM WIRED Dunphy: LETS FING GO YALLLL Koyama Lane: maybe we all go out after this lol. Jk Avalos: OH SNAP that would really tick her [Pirtle-Guiney] off Imaoooo Green: we could go to the yammi [the Yamhill Pub] if you got your tetanus shot updated Morillo: Candace be ready to put your hand up for the first parks amendment. We are getting it out tonight. We will rush through this. Koyama Lane: Steve is ready to vote on this tonight Avalos: Sameer youre in the queue to yield to me yes? Koyama Lane: is she trying to close this out?

Morillo rallying the troops here is so awesome.

“she’s not our mommy” lmaoooo