is life just a series of days where you're tired in the afternoon and wide awake at night, running behind on weekly deadlines, and seeing pants get slim and big and then slim again over the years until you die?
23.02.2026 23:51 β π 12451 π 1052 π¬ 612 π 142
I'm really excited. Over five years I've been trying to finish my screenplay for "L'AmΓ©ricain(e)" and today is the first table read to actually hear this thing out loud holy crap I thought this day would never come.
22.02.2026 20:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
so listen I have got to tell you about my chaotic gas pump situation
I have a locked gas cap and dropped my keys and cursed
I bent down to pick them up and a shriveled brown leaf blew across the ground in front of my face which I thought was a giant cockroach and I screamed
22.02.2026 01:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
what do you think is more curdled the milk in those glasses or the men in the tub
21.02.2026 20:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I don't know what's worse feeling bad about myself for no reason or feeling bad about myself for all the reasons
20.02.2026 10:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
it's 2:22 AM I don't think I took a breath all day but I'm finally breathing now! I don't think I've ever been happier with my revisions been working on them all day. getting there!
20.02.2026 10:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
to clarify: this reading is for utility not performance but still. i cannot believe how much anxiety im having over it
20.02.2026 00:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
after 5+ years of writing i finally have the first reading for my screenplay coming up (this sunday!) HOW AM I NOT READY
19.02.2026 19:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
still no perp walks? oh ok
18.02.2026 23:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No one is ok,
And we're not meant to be ok in this shit show
15.02.2026 19:34 β π 49 π 11 π¬ 0 π 0
celebrating Presidents' Day by taking out my bathroom and kitchen trash
16.02.2026 19:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So the United States will only use empty warehouses to house people it wants to terrorize, not people it wants to shelter from the cold.
We really are not a very good-natured country.
15.02.2026 19:24 β π 13928 π 4090 π¬ 644 π 195
when I hear an artist claim to be apolitical I assume they're maga and/or genocide supporters/deniers/apologists
15.02.2026 19:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
society is going to collapse because fascists are never gonna stop fashing and liberals are never gonna stop blaming antifascists for fascism
15.02.2026 01:46 β π 170 π 31 π¬ 4 π 1
imagine thinking all you have to do is boot trump to resolve the racist fascist imperialist three body problem in the usa
15.02.2026 02:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
15.02.2026 01:17 β π 43 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
don't hate me but I don't hate it lol it's kind of amazing but also remember, if we use it they'll lose it so just start working jestermaxing into the ol' daily vernacular. (sidenote idk what any of these mean but I'm low-key obsessed. somebody tell me please don't make me search up foid)
15.02.2026 00:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
the dcmc have protein fiber and iron so we're basically eating the same thing
14.02.2026 23:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
go to Trader Joe's. buy a baguette and container of dark chocolate mint creams. pop a dcmc in your mouth and take a bite of bread and chew them together
14.02.2026 23:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
whenever blue maga complains Palestine was a single issue vote I'm dumbfounded by the selective memory. have they forgotten the denials lying gaslighting that went hand-in-hand with the genocide-y stuff? this is who you're putting your faith in? like bro the lyinggggg everyyy fuckinggg dayyyyy
14.02.2026 22:28 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
it's "not who we are" but it's who we've been and I'm glad people have finally started noticing. these are the shenanigans this country has been pulling around the world and on marginalized people here at home for centuries. welcome to the party, pal. happy to have you on board
14.02.2026 22:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
oh nooooo sir I promise you he would never ever put anything in the bed of that truck because it could scratch the liner (see also: Denali owners)
14.02.2026 19:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
in los angeles why tf are there five of these things parked on every block in a METROPOLIS it is so far beyond me. they take up so much gd space
14.02.2026 19:34 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Arundhati Roy pulls out of Berlinale over 'jaw-dropping' stance on Gaza
Indian author withdraws after jury head Wim Wenders says film festival should 'stay out of politics'
"To hear them say that art should not be political is jaw-dropping. It is a way of shutting down a conversation about a crime against humanity even as it unfolds before us in real time - when artists, writers and filmmakers should be doing everything in their power to stop it."
14.02.2026 09:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I hadn't thought of this before. it's kind of reassuring, though completely contingent on trusting journalists to do their due diligence and figure out what's real in the first place. and listen, considering how many articles I read these days where they can't even be bothered to proofread damn idk
13.02.2026 18:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
have the manosphere podcast bros figured out yet that theyre useful idiots orchestrated by a cabal of pedos yet or what
13.02.2026 18:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
CARTOON OF THE DAY π
(From @andertoon.bsky.social )
13.02.2026 04:06 β π 8471 π 2945 π¬ 217 π 139
there's no cease-fire in Palestine, ICE is still terrorizing Minnesotans (et al) pedos/murd3erers are still running the country (into the ground) MAGA still choking on boots just another Tuesday
10.02.2026 20:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
10.02.2026 06:04 β π 12656 π 2242 π¬ 93 π 83
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