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If your wife doesn't shout random baseball statistics to you between bong rips while pooping with the bathroom door open, does she even really love you?

Matt Mercer (as Rascelo): "If you can bring back Velk"

My husband: "Whole Velk, don't bring back 2% Velk"

#criticalrolespoilers #daggerheart #ageofumbra @criticalrole.bsky.social

My 2 year old is obsessed with wearing my "bear!" slippers. He also likes to make them give each other kisses. 🤣🤣 @criticalrole.bsky.social @laurabaileyvo.bsky.social #trinket #critter

Our two year old just walks around all day singing various songs from #SmileSessions by #TheBeachBoys and it makes me so proud. 😅

@mariners.com
This boy is a big fan! (I guess his nickname we gave him as a baby suits him! #lildumper #calraleigh #seattlemariners #baseball

Anyone who even remotely knows me immediately sends me any sort of meme involving cheese, and I just love that.

It's the most wonderful time of the year!
#baseball #mlb #sfgiants @sanfranciscogiants.bsky.social

#stitch with @youtube & podcast rewind #motherhood #chappellroan TikTok video by Some Drunk Bish

#motherhood #chappelroan
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Ill take em where I can get em. 🤣 #millennial #mom TikTok video by Some Drunk Bish

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#millenialmom #genz #millennial #genalpha

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Living my best MILF, dive bar #bartender days. 🖤🥰

Removing the flags of Arizona’s 22 sovereign Tribal nations from the Phoenix VA is an insult to Native veterans.

Secretary Doug Collins must make this right.

Elon Musk over here creating the plot for Who Killed the Electric Car 2.

My son, who turned 2 like 2 weeks ago, just saw a shot glass and said, "Whiskey!", parent of the year over here. 😅

Finally watching ExU Divergence.
This post is gonna be a tally of how many times I say "Brennan! You asshole!" 🤣
#exudivergence @criticalrole.bsky.social @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social

I'm in a group chat with my man, his brother, and his best friend. My husband asked our top 5 athletes of all time.
Here's my answer.

Hunter Pence

Damian Lillard

Bill Elliot (Nascar)

Elissa Steamer (skateboarding)

Buster Posey

Of the group, I had the biggest variety of sports. 🤣

Fox news, you're dumb as fuck.
#parents #husband #genderroles

If we mapped out all the people in an area that posted EARTHQUAKE I wonder if we could pinpoint the epicenter as accurately as a seismograph.

It always is! 🔥

@guayaki.bsky.social is life! 💓

I'm a 34 year old bartender and mother of 3 under 3. I survive solely off of spite, whisky, yerba mate, and tacos al pastor that I scarf down in my car before my shift.
#bartender #mom #twinmom #whisky #threeunderthree #tacos

Still thinking about how the regulars at work were impressed as I walked around asking who had a Phillips head screwdriver so I could fix the patio door that kept getting stuck open.

Calm down, I'm not gonna hurt myself. Nothing gets in the way of a bitch that's been annoyed all day at work. 🤣

Also, you're* 🤦‍♀️

what the fuck kind of line cook gives that few fucks that they can't just walk up and say "hey I know your slammed and can't hear the bell cause of karaoke, you have food in the window". The best part is, I then tipped him out $16 🙃🤣
#serviceindustry #bartenderproblems

Last night, I completely forgot about a tables food while I was bartending without a server during busy karaoke. The kitchen was dead. My line cook let the food sit in the window for an HOUR without. Finally, the customer reminded me, and I comped their meal. I get that I fucked up but...

Friend gesturing to the group of us: you know, the only reason we all aren't megachurch pastors is because we have morals.

Me gesturing to the chicks in the group: well... we're women.

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Hey.
Hi.
No government will ever own my body.
Fuck the patriarchy.

Yummy yummy punk rock girls.