International Cryptid Museum

Mamdani is DSA. We already knew he was going to do some lib stuff. But I think it might be really powerful to have trump on camera saying the muslim mayor isn’t a jihadist and that communism might not be such a kooky idea.

Ok we had our fun. Time to be normal about the Mamdani trump thing so he doesn’t get spooked. Just hold perfectly still and keep your palm flat so you don’t lose a finger.

a black t-shirt that reads "don't want to see trans people? pluck out your eyes." in the middle of the shirt is a hand holding a scorpion by the tail. between the scorpion's claws is a human eyeball

finally available as a shirt!!!! 🦂🏳️‍⚧️

Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...

Cotton candy machine, mouth first

For the last few weeks, all my podcasts have like 1000% increase in perverted cackling because of his meteoric rise, but he does seem to have a good heart.

another neighbor got abducted today, new gofundme about to drop. if you're in the NW side he was a server at Alps and they are donating 25% of sales this weekend to him. as for my prior neighbor who got abducted, his gofundme was a huge help to his family and will be used to bond him out imminently

Is he running for mayor???

That’s how cheney died 😢

The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)

Well at least he doesn’t have a nazi tattoo covered up by a less overt, but still nazi adjacent tattoo. He doesn’t have that, does he?

Was he not a blackwater mercenary (rebranded) a full decade after everyone else found out they’re evil?

Please, Dinosaur was my father. Call me Dinosaur Jr.

thinking about My Father's Camry Filled With Leaves again

I also want to ask why it is that American police seem to hate the giant puppets (at protests). As many activists have observed, the forces of order in the United States seem to have a profound aversion to giant puppets. Often police strategies aim to destroy or capture them before they can even appear on the streets. As a result, a major concern for those planning actions soon became how to hide the puppets so they would not be destroyed in preemptive attacks. What’s more, for many individual officers at least, the objection to puppets appeared to be not merely strategic, but personal, even visceral. Cops just hate puppets . - David Graeber

Dancing frogs have become a symbol of resistance in the USA.

Interestingly, over a decade ago David Graeber wrote a piece on the power of such symbols in protest movements.

The piece is called - On the Phenomenology of Giant Puppets. Here is an extract.

I’m always happy when libs get in the streets, because seeing up close how the police treat protesters is one of the most radicalizing things that can happen to most people

Leaving my car in front of a fire hydrant as a parking test.

i am so owned by the overton window shifting over to some of my personally held positions

please, please keep owning me, please I don't know if I'll be able to take it

There is something truly interesting about watching her nervously try to remember the full url of the shopping website. It’s like seeing someone make fire by rubbing sticks together. Could I learn do it with lots of practice? Probably. But we’ll never know for sure.

Quark too 😊 and Garak!

Your life is empty because you’re too scared to love anyone, even yourself. You are in hell by choice.

Vampires never expect my blood to be carbonated

It’s about longing! That’s as fall as it gets!

Yeah man. We can tell. I love googling a specific issue and then skimming thirty websites that all somehow have a hundred paragraphs of different rephrasings of the sentence I searched for

Saw you get cooked by those two white ladies because you took aipac money

Let Me See the Colts is such a good song

Danny devito saying can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time

Yucky