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A half eaten meatloaf

Boy dinner

Oh to be two cats chilling on the roof

traveler. I recognize the weight of old bones. come warm yourself by the fire. *shows you this image*

Dudes rock

okay i get it i'll vote for hillary in 2016 if we can stop talking about it forever after that

tweet from @wayne: Thave a theory that men are more sensitive to this than women, which might explain why some conservative men appear to liberals to be more, "afraid" of big cities. I think what's happening is that these are men who are especially attuned to implicit threats of violence and who are correctly picking it up everywhere they go in urban areas. When my wife and I are out in a city I will often clock a guy doing this and then it will distract me for as long as he is present in my environment and my wife can sometimes get kind of annoyed because I seem distracted and she's not sure why.

reply from @belogical (lol): Be Logical It goes further than this. In restaurants, I can't sit with my back to the door, and I can't sit in the middle of the restaurant, it makes me anxious as hell. I'm devising escape strategies (does the table flip, can we get to the kitchen). I have never been in a gun fight, l've just always been this way. Also when I'm away from home on business, I'm thinking about the best way to get back home to my wife and child should society collapse. I think these are natural masculine instincts.

“oh, you think conservative men are terrified of big cities? common mistake. we are actually all just self-taught jason bournes.”

NOW: More than 98% of #Costco shareholders have just rejected an anti-DEI measure

The attempt to force Costco to audit their #DEI work was by an anti-inclusion lobby group:

"The proponent's broader agenda is not reducing risk for the Company but abolition of diversity initiatives." - Costco Board

Democratic part slogan

I thought about it for a day and I guess my main view about Jimmy Carter is that he’s the only guy who seems to have felt adequately guilty about having been President and then tried his best to make up for it

A woman says "since coming out as Trans, I am finally indulging my instinct to wear a variety of cute lil' outfits." With a look of determination, she clenches her fist and says "I have now achieved even closer kinship with my greatest hero and role model." She tearfully salutes a massive shrine dedicated to Roger the Alien from American Dad.

Me slamming the snooze button 8 times in a row

If the command spell in DND only limiter is it has to be a one word command, can I tell the goblins to unionize

What I look like after a drop of milk

We finally found out what "it" was

NOT AMOGUS!!!! THE WOKE WONT STOP TAKING AWAY WHAT I LOVE

Would it be illegal to get a plane to sky write "Google jury nullification" over New York

Damn Santa freaky as hell

pixel art with a center image of a 3.5 floppy disk drawn in isometric detail on a blue background, and a red skull and cross bones drawn on the disk label. Above the disk "Don't copy that floppy!" is written, but the "don't" is crossed out with "ARRR!" written above it in red. Below in red, similar pixel text reads "Piracy is a moral good"

PIRACY IS A MORAL GOOD

a #pixelart PSA -

Bitch lives in pining county

The time for talk has passed, the Lord's work must be done.

masturbating is holy but gooning is satanic

If it does not necessitate it why the fuck would you make it that large, it just impractical

This is my whole political ideology