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i dressed up as dick tracy for halloween. i was obsessed.

13.10.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

post-literate ass reply

12.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

food history is deeply intertwined with colonization.

12.10.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

eg curry is an indian dish brought to japan by the british navy. and now β€œjapanese curry” is a unique variant

12.10.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah unfortunately this is β€œbig pharma won’t tolerate RFKJ” level cope

12.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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mmhmm

12.10.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

have you tried BTI dunks?

11.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i will always remember listening to rage when i was in middle school. my dad came in and said β€œyou know that’s communist music, right?” i don’t remember my reaction but i was like 12. don’t think i had a real sense of what communism was at that point.

(to his credit, he did not stop me)

11.10.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if anything, it’s backwards. the soviets didn’t launch their major offensive until two weeks after d day.

11.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my friend group has a standing date at a monday night bar trivia. whoever shows up, we divide into teams. most of us drink, but a few don’t. the bartender doesn’t care.

11.10.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah i think some people expect adult third spaces that are free and don’t have kids (or dogs) around. (which is related to your previous comment)

11.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i always want the third space people to give me examples of what they’re looking for. because i have plenty of third spaces in my life.

i always thought the argument was that there weren’t enough third spaces for *teenagers*

11.10.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œPersonally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've *worked* in the private sector. They expect *results*.”

11.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hockey fans rn

11.10.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah I'm kind of confused what people are freaking out about here, we haven't even played the equivalent of an entire second game yet.

wake me up when we get to the 19th inning.

11.10.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

reading a book about the revolution that mentions a band playing something from Handel's "Saul", which today would be like a band playing "smells like teen spirit"

11.10.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

don't have to be a natural born citizen to be in congress, just sayin'

11.10.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

melaniamelda

11.10.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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maybe he’s right. it’s hard to beat british street food.

10.10.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ah, now i understand why he mistakenly thinks fajitas are fried.

10.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the mini toys that come out of my toddler’s bath bombs are coming to life!

10.10.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"trade wars are good and easy to win"

10.10.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i see she’s hit the anger stage of grief.

people like this need to read some real grown up history books, not the cliff’s notes version they teach in high school.

10.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the shitty thing about living through history is you don't know how it ends.

10.10.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if these same words came out of Jill Biden's mouth a year and a half ago there would have been nonstop, all hands on deck media coverage for weeks trying to force Biden to resign

10.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not as bad as it was but still noticeable.

10.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's very obvious in the videos where he has to use Melania as a human walker. it's probably why he's so scared of stairs.

10.10.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Billionaires Are Hoarding Power, Not Money Billionaire money has become a source of wildly distorted political power that allows a few men with extremist views to wreak havoc on the rest of us.

β€œThe problem with billionaires isn’t that they’re hoarding money that would otherwise pay for a Scandinavian social utopia. It’s that their money has become a source of wildly distorted political power that allows a few men with extremist views to wreak havoc on the rest of us.”

10.10.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2653    πŸ” 720    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 235

yeah my brain doesn’t really function past 11pm anymore.

10.10.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pinocchios. damn those double letters.

and damn the media that would never allow dems to get away with a simple message like this.

10.10.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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