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spending my saturday night like any normal millennial man… watching fred dibnah videos.

this also describes being the parent of a three year old

you made me a peanut butter sandwich but you CUT IT IN HALF. even though literally every time in my life you have cut the sandwich in half, this time I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO CUT IT IN HALF. I will now throw a 15 minute screaming tantrum.

bro let celebrity get to his head, damn.

ok i finished it and am upgrading my “somewhat problematic” rating to “problematic”

i really want that PYREX measuring cup tho. still have not found one at the thrifts.

“darn clever these americans… they really know how to make chinese food”

YouTube video by 16mm Time Machine The Art and Secrets of Chinese Cookery (1964) La Choy Foods Film | 16mm Scan

sometimes my youtube algorithm comes through… just served me this somewhat problematic video.

“you’d probably make this in a skillet but here we have a chinese cooking pot”

that first one is cool as shit, too bad it wasn't maintained.

(could also use a bench)

my version of "the baileys" is the "libertarian" guy I worked with who asked me "what are you so worried about if trump wins?" in summer 2024.

rn I am tempted to message him... "I have to come clean... I wasn't worried about US airspace getting shut down bc we shot down party balloons with lasers"

a screenshot of Malcolm Gladwell with a derpy look on his face

did someone say 10,000 hours?

if he drops out, he quells a lot of the conspiracy theories before they take root.

i still will never get over my college best friend posting the “dnc installed white noise machines to drown us out” conspiracy theory. (they were wifi antennas.) just lunacy.

refusing to drop out before the convention may be the single most consequential decision he made. he enlarged the rift in the liberal-left coalition so much that we may never get back to where it was in my lifetime.

where does “3 year old throwing a level 10 full bore screaming tantrum for an hour” rank on the list of torture methods?

like in general, not just after losing this vote

johnson's face is the personification of sad trombone, isn't it?

he just ran for mayor of jersey city and got smoked in the runoff

a group of men are standing on a stage and one of them says i am not throwing away my shot Alt: a group of men in revolutionary war era costumes are standing on a stage and one of them says “i am not throwing away my shot”

hochul:

dude btw get some tamiflu NOW! it’s more effective if you start it before developing symptoms.

my family got breakthrough flu a, too. wife had flurona. that was tough.

2008 financial crisis but stupider

what you don’t want to eat wacky-molo and tack-ohs?

same as “i’d pay more for a big mac if that meant workers got paid a living wage”

no atheists in a foxhole / no idealists in a recession

you guys need to get better at playing dumb and understanding that the entire system's manpower chokes out if these guys were actually required to get a full LEO training regimen

i’m in the same situation. haven’t been hacked yet though.

i feel like we are in the battle of the bulge of the culture war. it’s been pretty clear we’ve won for at least a decade, but we’re facing a last ditch offensive that’s made us doubt.

honestly would just rather they sell me booze and cigarettes than jesus and ai and gambling and knockoff wegovy. retvrn.

where were you throwing?

do the germans realize the chiefs did not make it this year?

i’ve done the research

this is great, like a live music video. pretty incredible.