joe nixon

painmaxxing

@thelouvreof.bsky.social

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Heart...

this shit did NOT happen dawg😭😭

out of context indeed

A selfie of me, a white man with long hair and a mustache. I'm wearing mirrored lense Aviator style glasses. I'm smiling.

Felt like smiling today.

you can't even get your derp on nowadays smh

Baldwin Park, Florida - Wikipedia

Baldwin Park in Orlando does the same thing, but less transit lol

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldwin...

love me a nuanced take

of all the hills to die on

has the book about the utter mismanagement and collapse of manchester united as an institutuon been written yet?

Sam Howell/who art in Lumen/hallowed be thy game/our touchdown come/JSN will catch/on Earth as it is in Heaven/oh fuck/an interception/we’re going to lose this game/

My family watching me watching Drew Lock after I told them I can’t help in the kitchen

damn people hate slack?

everyday i wake up and pray on linkedin's downfall

Smokin that shit that made Rivers Cuomo write Pinkerton

bro everyone knows it was just ipv4 and ipv6 come on now

A British pensioner whose bland sandwiches gained him unexpected fame in China has died. Keith Brown, a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as "Old Dry Keith", became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang Jian began to post videos of him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to eat. Chinese observers were grimly fascinated by his dry, boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner - and he built up a cult following. "We go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the dry old man, to becoming the dry old man," observed one cultural commentator. "The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life."

cj stroud fries -> bag

the speed at which i went to the comments. pleasantly surprised.

I tried to save this thread so that I could potentially make an open-source contribution for things people want, but unfortunately there was no save skeet button😞

no. (this post was sponsored by dockerized calculator cli app gang)