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Stand up comic railing against a collapsing world. Let's fight the long defeat together

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Fox News Decries Woke Casting Of Indian Man As Star Of ‘Sankranthiki Vasthunam’

Fox News Decries Woke Casting Of Indian Man As Star Of ‘Sankranthiki Vasthunam’

Fox News Decries Woke Casting Of Indian Man As Star Of ‘Sankranthiki Vasthunam’ theonion.com/fox-new...

06.08.2025 20:00 — 👍 2334    🔁 203    💬 38    📌 12

Too fat to be "smol bean" and too ugly for "baby girl." I remain "sad laundry heap."

06.08.2025 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Those are my favorite drinks!

02.08.2025 03:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Scarlet and Periwinkle.
2024.
Progress to finished illustration.
Oil on red Canson paper.
I wanted to do something Hammer-y and at some point, would like to do a Hammer one-sheet of something else, if I can decide what to commit to.

17.04.2025 18:03 — 👍 22    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Summer is the worst season. Always has been. But Climate change had made it unbearable. It's like your alcoholic step dad discovering methamphetamine. Now he doesn't pass out, he's awake at all times, welding the appliances together at 3:17am to summon tornado demons and wild fire spirits.

31.07.2025 21:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SÉANCE FOR A CATTE:

"Mr. Whiskeres, art thou heere?"

[glasse ys knocked off of table]

27.07.2025 04:02 — 👍 706    🔁 132    💬 5    📌 7
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email that my sister in Tulsa got about how left-wing indoctrination poses a serious threat to schools as a courtesy from Oklahoma's department of education

23.07.2025 22:48 — 👍 28    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 1

I am kind of surprised by how many people are all, "How is Ozzy dead?" How was he still alive at 76 is the better question.

"I was not mentally prepared for this." As a fan since 1987, I have been prepared for his death for decades. He snorted fire ants off of the ground. Blow tests + for Ozzy.

23.07.2025 23:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tired of seeing animated movies reinvented as live action. Let's reverse this. Where's the animated version of Silence of the Lambs? Or The Passion of the Christ anime? Pixar version Texas Chain Saw?

21.07.2025 20:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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‘Keeping us hooked on fossil fuels’: how can we negotiate with autocracies on the climate crisis? The bulk of global greenhouse gas emissions come from countries that are not democratic, and many big oil and gas exporters are also authoritarian

Your 'moment of doom' for July 18, 2025 ~ Almighty 'they'

"The power over the planet wielded by a small number of autocratic states is greater than ever. Their actions could effectively determine whether the world succeeds in limiting global heating to less than catastrophic levels."

18.07.2025 12:45 — 👍 141    🔁 41    💬 10    📌 0

Today, the Environmental Protection Agency announced it will shut down its Office of Research and Development and eliminate thousands of agency jobs. According to the agency, this office has long served as the scientific backbone of its efforts to protect both public health and the environment.

18.07.2025 22:51 — 👍 7751    🔁 3241    💬 402    📌 279

Attorney General Pam Bondi has fired Joseph Tirrell, the Justice Department’s senior ethics attorney, a military veteran who spent nearly two decades serving his country in and out of uniform.

14.07.2025 22:16 — 👍 9598    🔁 3311    💬 489    📌 203

Girls in your area

Girls in proximity to your location

Girls approaching your coordinates

Girls have breached the perimeter

Girls inside the containment zone, repeat, girls inside the

12.07.2025 06:30 — 👍 5742    🔁 1746    💬 79    📌 87

I feel completely mad every time I am watching a movie with friends and or family who stare at me like I'm growing breasts on my cheeks when I ask for the remote and turn off the bullshit motion smoothing horseshit that makes everything look like a god damn video game cut scene. 24fps or gtfo

12.07.2025 04:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What a sweet little angel baby 🥺💗

11.07.2025 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My fitness goals are just to stay strong enough to get a gun to my head

07.07.2025 04:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Defense Department will stop providing crucial satellite weather data Hurricane forecasters and scientists rely on weather data collected and processed by Department of Defense satellites. The Navy has decided to stop sharing the data.

Hurricane forecasters and scientists rely on weather data collected and processed by Department of Defense satellites. The Navy has decided to stop sharing the data.

05.07.2025 22:18 — 👍 6602    🔁 3985    💬 556    📌 577

Big friendly bear hugs

05.07.2025 05:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Things we will see before we ever get Winds of Winter, GTA6 and Universal Healthcare:

1. Blue Ocean Event
2. A.I. take over
3. Climate refugee mass migrations
4. Avian flu pandemic
5. WW3

05.07.2025 05:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anytime you wanna send that gigantic asteroid, universe. We are so ready. Let's hurry it up.

04.07.2025 14:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is sitting in a chair and saying " y'all know me " ALT: a man is sitting in a chair and saying " y'all know me "
04.07.2025 11:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's streaming on Paramount+ and if you don't have it, you can borrow my sign in. Lemme know, bud

04.07.2025 09:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Congratulations. Every fuck face coward signed my brother's death warrant and I will never forget. I will never forgive. And that goes for every shit bag who voted for this madness. But I am also livid for the millions I will never know who will perish because of this. Hatred is all I know.

04.07.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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‘It’s too late’: David Suzuki says the fight against climate change is lost - iPolitics "We have failed to shift the narrative and we are still caught up in the same legal, economic and political systems," said David Suzuki in an exclusive interview with iPolitics. "For me, what we've go...

Finally, a climatologist with the steel to say what hopium addicts will call a "doomer" and an "alarmist." We are marching straight into extinction and our leaders will do absolutely nothing to curb the blood tide.

www.ipolitics.ca/2025/07/02/i...

04.07.2025 00:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Turner Doomsday Video
YouTube video by Technophiliaphobia Turner Doomsday Video

It was nice knowing you all. A real pleasure. Good night.
#iran #israel #usstrikes #collapse #wwiii
youtu.be/z6f7j1E61sM?...

22.06.2025 00:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weed is the only thing keeping me going

17.06.2025 01:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's some kind of dark humor that Israel's answer to MAD has been to adopt basically Schrodinger's Cat as an official state WMD policy

15.06.2025 21:17 — 👍 1162    🔁 177    💬 17    📌 1
Utah Democratic Senators Support Constitutional Right to Peacefully Protest

SALT LAKE CITY—The Utah Senate Democrats released the following statement in response to recent and planned protests:

“The Utah Senate Democrats support the First Amendment right of all Utahns to peacefully assemble and protest. We honor those who advocate and stand in defense of immigrants and the integrity of their families, the preservation of democracy and our Constitutional rights. 

We firmly encourage peaceful displays of protest. This is an effective and powerful way to stand united with our community and spark meaningful, necessary change.”

Utah Democratic Senators Support Constitutional Right to Peacefully Protest SALT LAKE CITY—The Utah Senate Democrats released the following statement in response to recent and planned protests: “The Utah Senate Democrats support the First Amendment right of all Utahns to peacefully assemble and protest. We honor those who advocate and stand in defense of immigrants and the integrity of their families, the preservation of democracy and our Constitutional rights. We firmly encourage peaceful displays of protest. This is an effective and powerful way to stand united with our community and spark meaningful, necessary change.”

INBOX: Utah Senate Democrats on protests... #utpol #Utah

13.06.2025 22:20 — 👍 18    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
Statement on Lawlessness Disguised as Protest

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

SALT LAKE CITY, UT -- The Utah Republican Party supports the constitutional right of Americans to peacefully protest. Peaceful expression is a foundational American liberty—even when we disagree with the views expressed.

But let us be absolutely clear: violence, lawlessness, and rioting are not protest—they are criminal acts. Those who block law enforcement, destroy property, threaten public safety, or violently intimidate are not engaging in free speech. They must be held accountable.

We are a nation of laws. Protest is not a justification for chaos and law breaking. We stand firmly with the brave men and women of law enforcement who protect our communities and borders. We commend the elected officials who refuse to back down in the face of intimidation masquerading as victimhood.

The Utah Republican Party calls for the immediate arrest and full prosecution of anyone who breaks the law, threatens public safety, or obstructs justice. Utah will not accept lawless agitators.

Statement on Lawlessness Disguised as Protest FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE SALT LAKE CITY, UT -- The Utah Republican Party supports the constitutional right of Americans to peacefully protest. Peaceful expression is a foundational American liberty—even when we disagree with the views expressed. But let us be absolutely clear: violence, lawlessness, and rioting are not protest—they are criminal acts. Those who block law enforcement, destroy property, threaten public safety, or violently intimidate are not engaging in free speech. They must be held accountable. We are a nation of laws. Protest is not a justification for chaos and law breaking. We stand firmly with the brave men and women of law enforcement who protect our communities and borders. We commend the elected officials who refuse to back down in the face of intimidation masquerading as victimhood. The Utah Republican Party calls for the immediate arrest and full prosecution of anyone who breaks the law, threatens public safety, or obstructs justice. Utah will not accept lawless agitators.

INBOX: Utah GOP statement on protests... #utpol #Utah

13.06.2025 22:15 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 9

Defund the entire Department of Homeland Security.

12.06.2025 20:08 — 👍 174    🔁 36    💬 5    📌 3

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