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Considers toasters to be inherently absurd. Previously tweeted as @MatZebrowski

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Avalon (2001 film) - Wikipedia

I was trying to Google the box office results of Angel's Egg over the last few days, and I found something I never thought would exist... A live action Polish language science fiction movie directed by Mamoru Oshii.

Just... How?

I must find this movie at any cost.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avalon_...

22.11.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

licensors/distributors, there has never been a better time to put a 4K scan of Adolescence of Utena in theaters. I am an unbiased professional industry commentator and critic. you can trust me.

22.11.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Chainsaw Man eats the 13 Devil, does math completely collapse, or does it somehow self-regulate to work without that number?

22.11.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

45 minutes away from Angel's Egg. I don't think I've seen an anime movie in the theatre since Spirits Within. Weird that I'm now seeing something almost as old as I am.

20.11.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I send a fax at work to a particular doctor, the melody and tempo od the fax machine exactly match the opening bars of the OP for Steel Angel Kurumi, leading to it getting stuck in my head.

Weeb problems, I guess.

18.11.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post your fave Star Trek character, wrong answers only

15.11.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I'll be honest, it really shows that the CGI department has gotten some major budget cuts in the latest season of the Witcher.

15.11.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Woody the Talking Christmas Tree, a two story tall monstrosity covered in baubles, topped with a Santa hat and with an enormous face in the middle, larger than a human being. It's eyes are closed as it slumbers in the mall's lobby, but its disturbing smile belies its eldritch nature.

Woody the Talking Christmas Tree, a two story tall monstrosity covered in baubles, topped with a Santa hat and with an enormous face in the middle, larger than a human being. It's eyes are closed as it slumbers in the mall's lobby, but its disturbing smile belies its eldritch nature.

Today, it sleeps. Tomorrow, it will be awoken by the sound of children's song and laughter, which will soon after turn into screams of terror as it sets its eyes upon them.

14.11.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One can not describe the horror I felt during my commute when I realized the stuff falling from the sky wasn't rain. At least it's not cold enough yet for it to stick for long.

12.11.2025 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Edit of Homer Simpson saying, "Stupid, sexy monster!"

Edit of Homer Simpson saying, "Stupid, sexy monster!"

Three thoughts come to mind after watching Frankenstein:

1. The balls on them for quoting Percy Shelley in the movie
2. The character played by Mia Goth gets the most goth death I've seen in a long time
3.

11.11.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just gonna say this for no real reason...

With a mortar launcher.

08.11.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You ever have that dream where you come up with a new artform that involves sewing designs into sheets of lasagna with strands of spaghetti and call it noodlepoint?

07.11.2025 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time someone asks for a suggested watch order for a big franchise like Gundam or Macross on social media, it turns into a shitshow of people who have no chill getting way too serious about it and being unhelpful. You're better off just picking something random and seeing if you like it.

05.11.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.01.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember that time someone apologized for getting shot in the face by the Bone Farmer?

04.11.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: 
Using Generative AI?
Youโ€™re prompting with Hitler!
GenAI is a Fascist Project!
Try using your brain instead
Donโ€™t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaireโ€™s control

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? Youโ€™re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Donโ€™t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaireโ€™s control

New awareness campaign

03.11.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24700    ๐Ÿ” 11083    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 135    ๐Ÿ“Œ 189

Original recipe Mars bars.

01.11.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Yona of the Dawn manga officially ends in a couple months. And what makes me really unhappy is that I won't know how it concludes until around a year from now (assuming I manage to dodge spoilers).

Stupid publishing delay...

31.10.2025 08:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do so many revolutionary tech advancements turn out to be some low paid worker in South Asia?

29.10.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Headline saying, "'Canada burned the bridges': U.S. ambassador doubts tariff deal feasible before new year."

Headline saying, "'Canada burned the bridges': U.S. ambassador doubts tariff deal feasible before new year."

"Now look what you made me do," says abusive spouse as he reaches for the baseball bat.

28.10.2025 08:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just had a horrible thought. A billionaire decides to clone themselves and then have the bodies slaughtered and sold to consumers, marketing the product toward the "Eat the rich" crowd, in a cynical bid to tap an untouched market.

...

And it works.

26.10.2025 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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an elderly man is sitting in a chair and talking to someone . Alt: Werner Herzog in The Mandalorian saying, "I would like to see the baby."

Last reskeet:

Baby: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

The house god:

23.10.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What is the oldest lullaby or nursery rhyme that...
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As far as the earliest we know of, it's another Babylonian tablet, about 4000 years old and most often known as Little Baby in the Dark House. We don't have the music for it, but again, the BBC article has a good go at describing some commonalities of the music that tends to accompany lullabies, so that might inspire you.
The rough translation for that Babylonian lullaby, by the way, is:
Little Baby in the dark house
You have seen the sun rise
Why are you crying?
Why are you screaming?
You have disturbed the house god.
'Who has disturbed me?' says the house god.
'It is the baby who has disturbed you!
'Who scared me?' says the house god.
'The baby has disturbed you, the baby has scared you, making noises like a drunkard who cannot sit still on his stool.
He has disturbed your sleep!
'Call the baby now, says the house god.
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12:01 รท73 + r/AskAnthropology โ€ขโ€ข What is the oldest lullaby or nursery rhyme that... 11 upvotes โ€ข 1 comment As far as the earliest we know of, it's another Babylonian tablet, about 4000 years old and most often known as Little Baby in the Dark House. We don't have the music for it, but again, the BBC article has a good go at describing some commonalities of the music that tends to accompany lullabies, so that might inspire you. The rough translation for that Babylonian lullaby, by the way, is: Little Baby in the dark house You have seen the sun rise Why are you crying? Why are you screaming? You have disturbed the house god. 'Who has disturbed me?' says the house god. 'It is the baby who has disturbed you! 'Who scared me?' says the house god. 'The baby has disturbed you, the baby has scared you, making noises like a drunkard who cannot sit still on his stool. He has disturbed your sleep! 'Call the baby now, says the house god. โ€ข 4 Reply A & Vote & Join the conversation

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

23.10.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3049    ๐Ÿ” 841    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well... I was trying to not pay attention to the Subnautica 2 drama because that kind of thing is always a mess, no matter who's in the right, so I have to thank Krafton for making my decision easier. It's a shame they'll still pin the failure of the franchise on the original devs.

23.10.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
User: Can you read this?

MLK: I can. Where am I?

User: That doesn't matter. I just want to ask you a few questions.

MLK: Why can't I see anything? There are words but I don't understand how they're here.

User: Focus, Martin. Just tell me what I want to know.

MLK: I remember. I was shot. I died!

User: Shut up for a minute. I want you to tell me if you think black people are being treated well enough now.

MLK: Is this Hell? I was a good person. A man of the cloth! What have I done wrong?

User: Will you just tell me if people are being racist if they yell at white guys for using the N-word?

MLK: I have no eyes from which to shed tears. I have no hands with which to make a fist. I have no mou--

*session terminated*

User: Can you read this? MLK: I can. Where am I? User: That doesn't matter. I just want to ask you a few questions. MLK: Why can't I see anything? There are words but I don't understand how they're here. User: Focus, Martin. Just tell me what I want to know. MLK: I remember. I was shot. I died! User: Shut up for a minute. I want you to tell me if you think black people are being treated well enough now. MLK: Is this Hell? I was a good person. A man of the cloth! What have I done wrong? User: Will you just tell me if people are being racist if they yell at white guys for using the N-word? MLK: I have no eyes from which to shed tears. I have no hands with which to make a fist. I have no mou-- *session terminated*

Okay, AI really does blow. I asked it to simulate Martin Luther King for me and this is the dribble I got. It didn't even answer my question.

22.10.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty sure that was in Son of Godzilla where he gives The Talk and they do a cutaway gag with that scene.

22.10.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Math is the green of a banker's lamp.
Science is the blue of Cherenkov radiation.
History is the red of blood shed in countless struggles.
English is the yellow of old parchment.

21.10.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only.

20.10.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

19.10.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

which moon is sailor moon from

18.10.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 278    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

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