Gumboman Shea

I couldn’t find a first edition of “An Early History of Amish Rake Battles”, but I did find this:

Rock-Paper-Scissors to pick who opens it?

YouTube video by Tommy Boy House Of Pain - Top O' The Morning To Ya

Top o’ the morning to ya, Mr. Collins!

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Against the backdrop of the bright yellow label on a bottle of deep red hot sauce, two small figurines resembling foxes sit facing each other, appearing deep in conversation.

Eating breakfast at my home diner, and the convo between these two dudes was cracking me up.

Meghan McCain doesn’t understand much of anything.

But at what cost? Stanford, I feel ya, buddy.

It’s a short car trip from my current home. Years ago, I almost bought an end-of-row house further along to the left and out of frame. Lovely!

Which Republican genius came up with the talking point to label millions of ordinary Americans peacefully protesting their government as paid Marxists who hate America?

That’s really what you are going with?

That we hate the United States of America?

Fuck you.

This curry bread…I am intrigued, tell me more…

That made my brain hurt just reading it.

Aside from being traitor, he’s an idiot.

Because a certain someone thinks Peron is still in power.

IDK, man, but be careful. He’s giving you serious side-eye.

“Men” is too flattering of a word for those traitors.

C) Resign.

Maybe so, but she sure is cute. And tomato sauce counts as a vegetable, right?

It is astounding to me how much money, time, and resources are devoted to appeasing an ambulatory dumpster fire, for purposes of political leverage.

A brand new oven, door open, showing a brilliant cobalt blue interior.

My brothers in Christ, I cannot describe how badly I wanted to buy an appliance I can’t currently afford…BECOME THE BLUE!

And Vance Patrick has had a lifetime to get his head out of his *ss, yet here we are.

That’s like telling someone who lives just upstream from a sewage discharge pipe “Don’t know why you’re upset, it’s not pointing right at you!”

Agreed. It feels like every month this season, I’ve found another reason to dislike the Dodgers. Maybe he and Kershaw can commiserate over glasses of MAGA tears.

Same, Ory. Same.

Cool, cool. Then we get his sooner and it shouldn’t take long.

A white rose in full bloom, against a backdrop of greenery.

Hey, gorgeous!

If you called JD Vance a REMF, he’d probably grin and say “Thank you!”

Any chance a second after that image was taken, Hegseth punched himself in the face?

::chef’s kiss:: You know I’m going use this the first chance I get 😂

And sometimes, the world is beautiful…

Okay, Tommy, then do it. Name names. Put your money where your mouth is.

I’m thinking Duck Rangoons, we gotta make it happen.