David Wahlrus

Ha!

Late '70s Toyota Celica with pink and grey livery, homemade fender flares, oversized rear wing, number 47, parked on a residential street like it's no big deal."

This was parked outside my house this morning. I feel like I woke up in Speed Racer.

And now that attitude is deciding more and more of our lives. Our dissatisfaction with it simply means we need less input on the decisions.

Every tech company right now, "The software is perfect, it's the users that are the problem."

Things move so quickly now that it's possible to have a profound nostalgia for last week.

Frog figure aggressively hugging a deeply reluctant alien figure. The frog is all in. The alien is not. Love is complicated.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentines Day

Mr. T says, "The word is love!"

Had a dream about a song last night and the only lyric I remember is, "Does a spider think about its bite?
Does the bat get lost at night?"

The man setting rat traps in my neighbor's yard dropped orange peels in my yard even though the garbage can was right there. Then he used a wet wipe and put his orange-peeling knife back in its sheath in case he needed to use it as a rat-stabbing knife. I guess.

Same to you! Hope you are well!

A group of kids at what appears to be a luau-themed party, wearing sunglasses and leis, with their arms raised and dancing. One boy in the foreground stares directly at the camera with a skeptical expression. Yellow meme text overlaid reads: "you don't need to say cuss words to hang out and have fun. :)"

Republican response to Bad Bunny's halftime show.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

To a hammer, every problem is a Bert.

A sticky note on a blue office wall reads "Please Do Not Harm our Spider" with an arrow pointing down to a rubber vampire squid sitting in the corner of the room.

Please do not harm our spider.

The world's best time management system is just increasing the number of times you say no.

Dang, that's cute! Love his toof.

A foot shaped car drawn in red marker. It is driven by two Bigfoot, one small.

Work whiteboard.

Howdy folks. Trying to have a work-unrelated account to keep in touch without having everyone know all my business.