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sorry, did you say “duck migration” or “duct ligation”? [he/him]

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what

05.12.2025 22:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The NYT photo desk FTW.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...

05.12.2025 21:03 — 👍 2454    🔁 432    💬 495    📌 311
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My head nearly fell off. The actual Minister for Health said this?

m.independent.ie/irish-news/t...

04.12.2025 13:39 — 👍 927    🔁 221    💬 19    📌 71

you can’t call the staff that

05.12.2025 13:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

proper cricket

05.12.2025 10:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me, a radical leftist: let’s make the country nice so people want to make their lives here

a sensible grown-up forensic MP: we should increase the horrors

05.12.2025 09:57 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Dan Wineman
@dwineman@xoxo.zone

You’re absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure.

Nevertheless, comedy is a powerful healing force. My recommendation is to seek out live entertainment. For example, great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up. 🔗 Sponsored Reply (Great Clown Productions, Ltd.)
Dec 02, 2025, 03:10 PM
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Mona for Mac

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Dan Wineman @dwineman@xoxo.zone You’re absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure. Nevertheless, comedy is a powerful healing force. My recommendation is to seek out live entertainment. For example, great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up. 🔗 Sponsored Reply (Great Clown Productions, Ltd.) Dec 02, 2025, 03:10 PM · · Mona for Mac https://xoxo.zone/@dwineman/115651788702895997

05.12.2025 03:36 — 👍 2184    🔁 566    💬 10    📌 12

…magic?

05.12.2025 09:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it referred to an “International Health Service” so you couldn’t even be accurate in your correction bsky.app/profile/phil...

05.12.2025 09:50 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

more like brydon farce

05.12.2025 09:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

they’re not sending their best (to chesterfield, apparently)

05.12.2025 09:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

searing political insight

05.12.2025 09:10 — 👍 15    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

me reflecting on the captaincy of the english cricket team at the turn of the millennium:

05.12.2025 08:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looking through the replies to this, I think we have definitely crowdsourced the answer.

04.12.2025 22:14 — 👍 22    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0
youtube suggesting i reply to a comment with "i miss my ffamily"

youtube suggesting i reply to a comment with "i miss my ffamily"

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

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ours is tomorrow and as ever I’ll get bored about 10pm and walk home because they’re kind enough to hold it five minutes from my house

04.12.2025 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that’s the GR Yaris

04.12.2025 14:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

saw that menshie on the colosseum

04.12.2025 13:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

carry on up the tiber

04.12.2025 13:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

telling chatGPT to diagnose me like a victorian doctor and getting prescribed cocaine for the ghosts

04.12.2025 12:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

jordan peterson waking from another six-month ketamine coma:

04.12.2025 12:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So you agree? The ideological lockstep of the British press functions to lead the public by the nose into a narrowly constrained set of beliefs?

04.12.2025 11:58 — 👍 135    🔁 28    💬 2    📌 0

This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster

04.12.2025 02:59 — 👍 2537    🔁 555    💬 20    📌 17

Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.

04.12.2025 10:59 — 👍 1579    🔁 481    💬 18    📌 12
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

03.12.2025 16:51 — 👍 16462    🔁 8459    💬 115    📌 237

The deaf don’t generally participate in street crimes; consequently, the gangs all hear.

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"what's more virgin than a computer?" is, unfortunately, a banger

03.12.2025 16:01 — 👍 70    🔁 12    💬 6    📌 0

Nothing says feminism like forcing women to do something they have been vocal about not wanting to do.

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