Jack Letourneau

Not me in Troy trying to figure out how one could be 30 miles from here *and* 10 miles from Schenectady.

[throws chair]

VitaMeataVegePuter

No cap???

The inverted pineapple is a distress signal

I make a better martini at home than any place in town can make for me anyway. And I get to pick the music.

It’s not IDEAL that you have to dig deep into the settings to fix this, but at least you CAN.

Settings >> Accessibility >> Display & Text Size >> Reduce Transparency

Helps cut down some of the glass business.

Oh, they LIED lied.

My passport is good until 2034 and I would sooner stick my hand in a garbage disposal than vote Republican.

DHS: Our officer was ambushed and beaten with snow shovels and broom handles. This was an attempted murder of federal law enforcement.

ICE says federal agents appear to have lied about confrontation that led to shooting

Agents had initially said that two men — Alfredo Aljorna and Julio Sosa Celis – assaulted them with a broom and a shovel before one of them shot Sosa Celis. But that account was quickly called into question, and prosecutors now say “newly discovered evidence” contradicts the officers’ story.

The default assumption should be that they’re lying

Dumb Shrek ass

may != must

(Frame from THE MATRIX: Neo dodging a bullet on the roof of a building)

Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.

Hand touching grass

Folks, please, I beg of you.

Hard to get deflation in the sectors most dependent on direct labor hours without a corresponding decrease in wages in those sectors.

Panetta, Podesta, Hasenpfeffer Incorporated

Meanwhile, tens of millions of people in this country who *aren’t* part of a Presidential campaign team have to do silly online training courses every 12 months to prevent them from making these mistakes.

This is just Time Cube.

“We didn’t realize defendants had evidence proving ICE lied their asses off. Can we just get a… bad court thingy?”

There should be a spring-loaded arm on the passenger side of every bus that the operator can trigger to bust out the side windows of every car parked in the bus lane as it drives by.

The trouble with total-stock-market index fund investment is that you can’t avoid having some of your money put into idiotic nonsense like this.

NBD NBD NBD, that Super Bowl ad is really going to turn it around for them.

It’s always two dumb white supremacists telling each other “Exactlyyyyy”

My local grocery store has barely a dozen kinds of tater tots!

Oh my God, he admit it!

Haha, got the “adult content” flag

What’s nice is lasers don’t have any recoil, so Bovino’s tiny body was not instantly hurled several feet backwards when he fired at the party balloons.