six am six pack

I miss wired headphones too, but you can buy decent Bluetooth headphones for $10-20. On par with cheap wired headphones a decade ago.

To be fair, they would indeed be at brunch. Just like they were while police were beating up university students under Biden.

The gravitational pull from Hell is just too much for Mitch McConnell

Lmao dude this is equivalent to standing in the middle of a crowded sidewalk and loudly announcing exactly what you're going to jerk off to later

Why is everyone suddenly installing toilet paper underhand? I feel like I'm losing my mind

"just the teenage girls" - Ed Warren

You could just ask. Like a human. I'm somebody who doesn't give a shit about bots built on plagiarism and environmental destruction.

This is supposed to make me feel what exactly

Get so fucking real.

You've got to be fucking kidding. Or a clanker.

Name one concept in these videos that portrays anything in opposition to the last 200 years of policing in the United States

Middle management brain on a federal level. "You want a lunch break? You should be thankful you have a job."

To be fair, 4 years in prison for a wealthy celebrity is basically the death penalty.

Pritzker is either full of shit like virtually every other Democrat, or he has no control over his own police force. Not sure which is worse. Care to chime in @govpritzker.illinois.gov?

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Maybe AI is good for something after all

Jimmy Fallon only hits two things: The Bottle and The Ground.

How is this not a death threat

TV face? Maybe Tales from the Crypt.

A demon working the shittiest shift in hell

Film and TV industry folks:

Yeah the "pattern" being sensed is that American culture has doubled down on racism-fueled, ignorance-lauding tribalism since Trump's first election and 2020 was a syringe full of adrenaline plunged into the heart of the monster.

There is absolutely nothing more pathetic than seeing someone over thirty posting some shit like "comfort read!" and it's a picture of a fucking Harry Potter book

Klein is on a humiliation kink tour it's the only explanation

"defending" lol

No thanks

Why is this formatted like a teenager's angsty Facebook status circa 2008?

Interesting evolution, since Jimmy Fallon typically "prepares for tomorrow" by leaving a bottle of Advil on his nightstand.

It's making the pretty clear point that your 5th grade reading comprehension tests were more red ink than paper

Now @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social gets to perp walk him back to New Jersey

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