@saturnalreturn.bsky.social
unnatural conflux of evil humours
19th century American names:
-Scipio Julius Everhard Moppingfloor
-Clod Willikers
-Barabbas Eckersley Bramblethorpe
-Salmon P. Fish
hey man just wanted to say your larval stage is looking really good 👍 can't wait to see you pupate
21.03.2025 06:19 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0bro's enjoinder to commence lowkey had us initiating a sequence of behaviors
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how could I forget?
17.03.2025 09:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Bahahaha" she said laughingly.
13.03.2025 03:25 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0That humorous observation had me laughing out loud, friend
13.03.2025 03:11 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0dark matter is very much the Gromit to matter's Wallace
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penis inter pares
12.03.2025 00:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Australia is a semi-peripheral nation jointly exploited by the American and Chinese cores
06.03.2025 22:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It kind of sucks here too doesn't it
29.01.2025 10:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0before I leave the house I kiss every appliance and tell it to "sleep quietly"
27.01.2025 01:56 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0these are my sons Carter, Brayden, and Jaxton. and these are my steppe nomad sons Timur and Ganzorig
25.01.2025 21:45 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mom said it's my turn to be the power behind the throne
25.01.2025 21:41 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0everything just happened
24.01.2025 00:56 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0police officer: can you describe the assailant ma'am?
me: a bird... small bird... a passerine
officer: can you tell us what family, what genus?
me: no... no. It was dark. I just remember that he said "krrk krrk ktwee"
It's consistent libertarianism. The cartels are the product of the American and Mexican states
22.01.2025 02:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0these babes have long since ceased to be groovy
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police officer: can you describe the assailant ma'am?
me: a bird... small bird... a passerine
officer: can you tell us what family, what genus?
me: no... no. It was dark. I just remember that he said "krrk krrk ktwee"
big empty nothingnesses
10.12.2024 06:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a little bit of column a vs a little bit of column b powerscaling
07.12.2024 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[a man in a ten gallon hat approaches you confidently. his left hand removes a lit cigar from his mouth, his right hand extends toward you in greeting] Butch Lesbian, at your service
07.12.2024 02:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've been amusing myself lately with the idea of a man named Butch Lesbian. first name Butch, last name Lesbian
07.12.2024 02:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0financial experts prefer chaotic nonsensical growth for obvious reasons. mm yummy volatility
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I wish we were living in a centrally planned state
07.12.2024 00:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0grown-ups are increasingly embracing the emotional power and visual delights of picture books
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there is a crack in everything, that's how the little tiny guys get in
06.12.2024 06:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0desktopcito
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