The Magnificent Skinbag

Posting a photo of Ceausescu’s bathroom for no apparent reason.

yes, that and unashamedly lying in every statement form the central structure of right wing politics

it will ALWAYS be The Epstein Ballroom

wait—that's not the proper pronunciation?

the spade symbol found on a playing card

let's call a spade a spade: these people are LIARS

just fucking call them liars: over and over and over and over and over and over and over until normal peeps associate "republican" and "liar"

keep it simple! post the spade and call them liars

okay but as a parent this is basically normal 7yo

it’s all so encouraging

I’m absolutely certain that there’s no way this could go wrong

tech bros keep promising self-aware ai when they haven't even cracked making self-aware tech bros

just came across this today—their number was 6 DUIs—and I’m not surprised, somehow: I knew a few people who had multiple DUIs when I lived there

perfect—humbled by their linguistic ability

MacArthur was the most overrated commander in American history: MacArthur fanbois are the dumbest among us

to good for her, imo

Cat running for office: But we're going to get rid of the humans because they've been treating us very badly. And our bowls will be full in the morning- perhaps fuller than ever before

and here I thought Rahm Emmanuel couldn’t possibly be a bigger asshole—boy was I ever wrong!

noting the VERY sharp fatigues

jfc: an indelible sign of a club I’d never wanna join

hard to top

from every single major media outlet

lol

you may not be a witch, but you certainly are a queen!

giving a leg up to the stupid—can't remember the name of the program, though

I feel hugely fortunate that I wasn’t with you at the time, because if I had been, I would probably now be in a cell on charges of assault—or worse

my wife: we have to wear what we died in for eternity!?

st. peter: that’s right

me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what’d he say

if you don't vote, you don't get to speak at my forum, so get the fuck out and also get the fuck out!

you didn't even VOTE, the easiest fucking thing to fucking do, so I don't have to listen to a goddamn nanosecond of your babble, so get the fuck out!

no: my problem with him is that he's a fucking time bomb

his opponent might be old, but she's not likely to unpleasantly surprise us on the reg, and Platner mos def has the potential to be Mr Distraction every single day

“Fuck you, Greg Bovino. You’re the scum of the earth.”

the thing that binds all of the things in the right wing universe together is the chain of lies that runs through every activity, every statement, every display—everything about the GQP/Right Wing in the US is a lie or a scam or both

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the good thing about these books is that it will mark out in definitive terms who deserves our eternal hatred