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i prefer when folks wearing babies strapped to their chest face the baby forward so it looks like the parent is just an assistive device for a little wobbly tyrant
04.11.2025 18:50 — 👍 188 🔁 19 💬 12 📌 2Chaos is my favourite word that's spelled like it means it.
03.11.2025 20:33 — 👍 199 🔁 65 💬 9 📌 1
Outstanding
01.11.2025 02:00 — 👍 1414 🔁 152 💬 26 📌 15
For my podcast listeners, here’s a rough draft of the first #pisstakeprices leaderboard of shame
30.10.2025 09:43 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0WORD OF THE DAY.
Cortisol.
To snag the anus of a male partner during intimate encounters.
My signature wrestling move:
24.08.2023 03:57 — 👍 219 🔁 30 💬 2 📌 1Dr Teeth on drums?
23.10.2025 19:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Horsedrawn carriage with comment: "zero chance a horse drew this."
Seen on FB.
29.09.2025 20:06 — 👍 74 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
The Times birthday column today. Really looking forward to the arrival of a sister, Enid Rhythm Galore.
18.09.2025 09:01 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I keep seeing kids in their late teens and early 20s romanticize the year 2016. “It’s 2016 and you’re listening to this song…”
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
Landscape with the Fall of Icarus, 1560 #pieterbruegel #bruegel
06.09.2025 20:00 — 👍 22 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0
"Out of reach, and out of sight." youtu.be/sTxzmLyVFYY?...
04.09.2025 10:56 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Slapton?
01.09.2025 17:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He's 24 according to Wikipedia
30.08.2025 16:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Man Utd have just lost to a side with 'Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner' on their shirt.
Let that sink in for a minute
#CarabaoCup #eflcup #GRIMUN
24.08.2025 13:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Height vs Circumference??🤔
15.08.2025 06:55 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“We’re here to talk about A levels”
“Free Palestine the BBC is complicit” 💀💀
Card cheats exposed!
13.08.2025 07:41 — 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1So we've established a baseline for pulling on the shirt & running onto the pitch. Good to know
12.08.2025 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What's the lowest rating you've ever given a Boro player? Before tonight I mean
12.08.2025 20:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mine is different than yours
11.08.2025 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blue Peter existed solely to disappoint children who hoped Grange Hill would be on.
11.08.2025 08:18 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 2
A man walks through Marylebone Station. In the middle of his tattooed arm, a tiny tattooed man has been inked, holding a brush, as if this tattooed sleeve is all own his work. Perhaps it is.
10.08.2025 07:58 — 👍 113 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1They're called lenticels
07.08.2025 17:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 023
07.08.2025 17:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People who say “I’m here for you” in hard times are very nice people but sometimes when I’m in hard times it’s too much. I just want to go into my shell and not talk to anyone about my feelings.
Sometimes I want to say thankyou, can you be here for me OVER THERE please?
Where's the spicy sausage?
05.08.2025 10:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I haven’t felt this conflicted since Gillian Anderson played Margaret Thatcher…
03.08.2025 20:22 — 👍 34 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0More worrying is that it's had a post-mortem growth spurt. Teesside Live reported it being the size of a small cat only yesterday
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