Carla "it's fascism, dummy" Greve

Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders WASHINGTON—Urging locals to “fully cooperate” with federal agents, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called on Minneapolis residents Monday to stop obstructing murders. “The brave ...

“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem

User @backintimeag: The text “Kirsten will be happy when ICE gets the fuck out of Minnesota” over a picture of 1850s immigrant and Minnesota-dwelling doll character Kirsten Larson in the snow.

In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram

Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy

Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy https://theonion.com/trump-invites-jeffrey-epstein-on-stage-to-explain-there-no-conspiracy/

I’m pretty desensitized but sheesh

Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class

Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class https://theonion.com/impressionable-teen-falls-in-with-wrong-socioeconomic-class/

Trump’s Gaza Plan Is Mere “Repackaging of Genocide” for Israel’s Benefit: Diana Buttu After a White House meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, President Trump unveiled a 20-point peace plan for the Gaza Strip on Monday that aims to end Israel’s war on Gaza, free the ...

“Why is it that Palestinians have been forced to negotiate an end to their genocide?”

Trump Administration Live Updates: President Tells Top Brass American Cities Should Be ‘Training Grounds’ for Military

““We should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military.””

They’re not being coy about their vision for the future.

Know your rights if stopped by police in D.C. * Ask: “Am I free to leave?” and “Am I under arrest?” * If police stop you, they might ask if they can search you. You do not have to give the officers permission to conduct a frisk or a search, though in some circumstances they can do so anyway. Telling police that you do not consent to a search is a good way to protect your rights to the greatest extent possible. * You do not have to answer questions that police ask you, except to give your name and address if asked in some situations. * If you are arrested, you should tell the police that you are invoking your right to remain silent (say so explicitly) and that you want to speak with a lawyer. From there, you should not answer any other questions, except your name and address if asked. * If you are detained by ICE or Border Patrol, you have the right to hire a lawyer, but the government does not have to provide one for you. Ask for a list of free or low-cost alternatives. * It can be dangerous for people to argue about police misconduct in the street, especially for Black and Brown people. Keep yourself safe and file a complaint later.

Some useful advice fromt he the ACLU.

RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer

RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

the plot thickens! bsky.app/profile/wire...

Happy Juneteenth to all lovers of freedom.

Reminder: Juneteenth honors the end of slavery, but June 19, 1865 was not the day slavery ended in the US.

The last enslaved people were freed six months later by the 13th Amendment, in Delaware (~1,400), Kentucky (~75,000) and New Jersey (~40).

"Who gets to say that they represent the American story?" - @rhiannongiddens.bsky.social #Juneteenth

Juneteenth: Historian Clint Smith on Reckoning with Legacy of U.S. Slavery We feature a special broadcast marking the Juneteenth federal holiday that commemorates the day in 1865 when enslaved people in Galveston, Texas, learned of their freedom more than two years after the...

Juneteenth Special: Historian Clint Smith on Reckoning with the History of Slavery Across America

It's worth reflecting today on what it took to end legal chattel slavery in the US.

And it's worth remembering that the work stoppages of enslaved workers in the south crippled the Confederacy and were the largest and most effective labor action in US history.

I love Pedro. Period.

To be clear, Microsoft is interfering in a GENOCIDE investigation being conducted by the ICC.

International law is a joke.

THESE MORONS ARE USING A FAKE SIGNAL CLONE HOLY SHIT

Price transparency is not political

FBI Claims Gavel, Black Gowns Prove Ties To MS-13 Gang WASHINGTON—Explaining that such items constituted a veritable uniform for the notorious criminal organization, FBI director Kash Patel claimed Monday that gavels and black gowns were sufficient evidence to tie an individual to the MS-13 gang. “For decades, MS-13 thugs have identified themselves by wearing black gowns and carrying around wooden hammers with which they could […]

“For decades, MS-13 thugs have identified themselves by wearing black gowns and carrying around wooden hammers with which they could enact their sick sense of gangland justice,” said FBI director Kash Patel
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instagram ad for a company called tough trucks for kids that sells a child sized forklift

fuck fancy pre-schools, get your 3 year old forklift certified and they'll be able to conquer the world by the time they're 18

FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash Just NOW, the FBI arrested Judge Hannah Dugan out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin on charges of obstruction — after evidence of Judge Dugan obstructing an immigration arrest operation last week. We believe Judge Dugan intentionally misdirected federal agents away from the subject to be arrested in her courthouse, Eduardo Flores Ruiz, allowing the subject — an illegal alien — to evade arrest. Thankfully our agents chased down the perp on foot and he’s been in custody since, but the Judge’s obstruction created increased danger to the public. We will have more to share soon. Excellent work @FBIMilwaukee .

The FBI just arrested a sitting judge.

RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety WASHINGTON—Promising to use all of his power as health secretary to find a cure for the condition, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly directed the National Institutes of Health on Friday to create a reg...

RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety

Frustrated CEO Stuck In Dead-End 7-Figure Job

Frustrated CEO Stuck In Dead-End 7-Figure Job
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The Oscar-winning documentary NO OTHER LAND is now available for rent at supportmasaferyatta.com

All rental earnings will benefit the Masafer Yatta communities depicted in the documentary, especially families who have been attacked by settlers.

Five Key Takeaways From Tracking Student Visa Revocations More than 1,500 students from nearly 250 colleges have had their visas revoked, but who they are—and why they’ve been targeted—is still largely unknown.

More than 1,500 students from nearly 250 colleges have had their visas revoked, but who they are—and why they’ve been targeted—is still largely unknown. Here are 5 key takeaways www.insidehighered.com/news/global/...

BREAKING NEWS: Ten Britons Accused of War Crimes in Gaza. Mehdi Speaks to the Lawyer Behind It Renowned human rights barrister Michael Mansfield lays out the war crime allegations to Mehdi.

BREAKING NEWS: Ten British nationals are accused of war crimes in Gaza over their Israeli military service. Mehdi speaks to the lawyer behind it.

Human rights barrister Michael Mansfield lays out the war crime allegations to @mehdirhasan.bsky.social.

Watch the interview:
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🚨 THURSDAY 4/17: NATIONAL DAY OF ACTION FOR HIGHER ED 🚨

Higher education is under siege. As faculty, students, and campus workers, we must have the courage to resist.

Find a campus action near you, and join us online: dayofactionforhighered.org

If Trump can disappear legal residents without due process, what’s to stop him from doing the same to U.S. citizens who oppose him?

Either everyone has due process — or no one does.

Frank Grimes to Katy Perry: “You went into outer space? You?”

in the words of @socialistdogmom.bsky.social: “he looks like the kind of guy that hits on the waitress while his girlfriend is sitting next to him”