Jesse

USA curling team captain with mustache and mullet and trucker hat

I need this poster on my bedroom wall

I wish I was offline enough not to understand what that tshirt means. This has gotta be a troll.

On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was

Second on Tawny Newsome.

For those who don't know, Luttig was once considered the intellectual heir to Scalia. He was about as conservative a judge as you could find...

It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice

Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

What the hell is a “Brantley”?

Liam got his wings on his way home 🫶

What the fuck is this

Anne Frank died of typhus at Bergen-Belsen

Good to see that many Dem elected officials now want to be seen getting involved in the cases of immigrants who have been wrongly detained by ICE.

Let's spare a word for @vanhollen.senate.gov, who did this for Kilmar Abrego Garcia back when wise pundits said this was politically dangerous.

In many of the first generation of modern concentration camp systems (near the turn of the twentieth century), the vast majority of deaths were caused by disease and malnutrition. Most of the victims were women and children.

I’m not sure you really understand our predicament. The president himself. Is a scoundrel.

A screenshot of a text-message exchange. At the top, a contact labeled “Larry Summers” sends: “I’d be happy to have a rational affair w yellow peril.” Below, the recipient replies: “A rational affair?! Did you have a stroke since we last spoke?” followed by: “I would suggest you are looking to her to fill too many of your needs. Without you being able to fill hers.” A later message from “Larry Summers” reads: “Possibly right which leaves the question of what I should do. Not sure that deciding I don’t need any attention affection is so viable.” He continues: “I’m not so sure that being mentored by me, having me support her child, being elevated to a leader on China in global economy by collaborating with me and getting to have me as partner if she can find courage to tell her parents is really so useless.” Time stamps appear next to each message, and the recipient’s messages are shown as sent and read.

Larry Summers, seen here somehow managing to have the worst gender politics in the room while in a one on one conversation with JEFFREY FUCKING EPSTEIN.

Just experienced the most intense tear gassing of my life by federal officers outside the ICE facility in Portland where marchers gathered. There was no fast exit as they indiscriminately threw loads of gas and flash bangs. Children were in the crowd screaming. @oregoncapitalchronicle.com

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

The old corporate memo phrase, “dictated but not read.”

very fun to think that there are at least four votes for "the president can unilaterally rewrite a constitutional amendment"

Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass WASHINGTON—Pulling her aside at a Treasury Department event Wednesday, President Donald Trump reportedly asked hip-hop artist Nicki Minaj to explain eating ass. “Explain it to me, in the simplest term...

“Explain it to me, in the simplest terms,” said the bewildered 79-year-old president of the United States

I wish the universe would stop confirming my priors.

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

Ilhan Omar: “He was saved by security”

French and Italians took the lead.

Sorry, what did you say? I was whapping my cat with a cardboard tube

What Americans Lose If Their National Center for Atmospheric Research Is Dismantled - Eos Five ways dismantling NCAR will cost the American people, and two ways to save it.

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"The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone."

Look, it's been hard for me to figure out how to talk about the difference between healthy masculinity and bullshit, weak, fear-based control fantasies, but BOY HAS THIS WEEK MADE EVERYTHING MORE CLEAR.

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)

Does this look like a big laser to anyone else