Why does it feel like I'm living in a South Park episode?

Caroline Leavitt, Trump’s COS, wearing a red suit, stands in front of a sign that reads WHITE WASHING

Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description

Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?

“A phony rich person” that’s gonna send some ketchup flying

Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it.

Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.

Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.

If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.

Michael Wolff suggests in an email (in 2015) that if Trump were to say in public that he had never been to Epstein’s house or on his plane, Epstein would have leverage over him.

Which…means that Trump was at his house and on his plane and that Epstein had the receipts to prove it. So.

probably something an innocent man would do

Sorry, MAGA, Daddy doesn’t think you’re special 🤷‍♀️

How the hell do we know he is a Federal Agent?

No bar too low

Yeah call out the monstrosity, that’s a play

I do think the least Democrats can do to message this disaster is hammer that they finally realized a sociopathic leader just doesn’t care how many people suffer in order to win. He would never compromise because he doesn’t care about other people as long as he continues to hoover up dirty money.

Trump just got massively booed and flipped off by the crowd at the Commanders game.

(Video: Marisa Schultz)

PHANTOM WIFE is my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie

NEW: EXCLUSIVE: I spoke to sources at FBI and DOJ that reviewed the Epstein files. It’s worse than the photos. I’ll let you know what they said today at 3:30 PM PT / 6:30 PM ET on @meidastouch.com. Link to show: www.youtube.com/live/hEi77Ib...

Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs

For Trump: Seafood towers at Mar-A-Lago

For Americans: Bread lines

Perfect

Lolllllllll

Ugh

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

Ouch

Can't top this one I got in a text

Texas… it’s not just Grijalva….

#TrumpEpsteinFilesCoverUp

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.

Saw someone say that the enraged radicalized wine moms are going to impose Sangria Law and honestly that’s pretty good

Really desperate shit

well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy