Thee kaak
06.07.2023 10:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@ahmedni.bsky.social
beep boop
Thee kaak
06.07.2023 10:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bluesky is the funnier app hands down
06.07.2023 09:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i won't use threads because i already know zuck's game, his little strand of evil. im sticking with bluesky to see if paul frazee and company can show me a novel kind of diabolic
06.07.2023 01:40 β π 703 π 89 π¬ 7 π 1Follow me on Mastodon. Follow me on Bluesky. Follow me on Threads. Follow me into the sea
06.07.2023 04:57 β π 325 π 62 π¬ 16 π 1"ich bin so ready" - overheard in Berlin
05.07.2023 17:38 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0BARISTA: what can I get you
ME: medium roast please
BARISTA: ok, your gray roots are getting obvious and you have the silhouette of a potato
ME: *under breath* damn
You gotta hit her with one of these
04.07.2023 03:23 β π 198 π 28 π¬ 10 π 0When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
01.07.2023 21:35 β π 8990 π 2408 π¬ 116 π 207A poster's soul never dies, it simply migrates like a demon from a dying host to a new one
02.07.2023 02:25 β π 1817 π 418 π¬ 26 π 13lmao
01.07.2023 21:03 β π 1190 π 110 π¬ 6 π 5life is best understood as a series of savory dips enjoyed in between obligations
01.07.2023 21:16 β π 206 π 9 π¬ 10 π 1bluesky is kinda slow huh
01.07.2023 17:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everyone: the racist, sexist, violent system has failed us
Tech bros: idk, it works on my machine
boats getting stuck is so embarrassing. the earth is nearly covered in water lol how are you gonna aim for it and miss
17.05.2023 15:08 β π 115 π 21 π¬ 1 π 0Iβd read an 18 skeet thread over a long ass skeet any day.
17.05.2023 05:32 β π 146 π 16 π¬ 11 π 0