A poorly put together taxidermy fox

Got bored and went back to Twitter 😂

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Cat Calling

- Hey sexy mama! Nice ass!!!

- pss pss pss pss

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I want you to count three of me, like one of your French hens…

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You can lead a whore to water but your mom’s not thirsty right now

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getting completely naked to smoke a cigarette

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Babe I was just trying to read what's on her shirt, what does it matter if there wasn't even anything written on it??

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Imagine if vaginas could spit? Thus reducing unwanted pregnancies.

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A black lamp with seven separate bulbs against a dark bluish gray background. The bulbs are covered by what designed to appear to be a dripping, oozy substance, more than vaguely resembling globs of cum

What if we kissed under the soft white light of the cum lamp

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I don’t like the phrase “Friends with Benefits”, I much prefer “Cum Chums”.

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A poo in the bath.

Having a toddler and going on holiday isn't a thing.

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