"Children playing in the water make noise. When they get quiet, you get to them and find out why."
11.08.2025 21:33 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0@janeduke.com.bsky.social
Fine art printmaker from York, England. Dapple scrumper. Sometimes found loitering in a medieval hall and talking to strangers. More professional and businesslike on Substack and my website. https://linktr.ee/janeduke
"Children playing in the water make noise. When they get quiet, you get to them and find out why."
11.08.2025 21:33 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Philomena Cunk against a collection of classical statues. "Antigone's death is even more tragic than it actually is, which makes her a tragic hero"
Philomena Cunk looking thoughtful. "Goya continued to paint tapestries until 1792 when serious illness left him dead for life"
Philomena Cunk looking thoughtfully into the distance. "Society is slowly becoming more contemporary now"
Philomena Cunk looking into camera on a beach. "Diderot's Tahiti represents a typical male fantasy in which attractive young women are eager to engage in sexual activity with the French"
@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
11.08.2025 11:12 β π 2839 π 1066 π¬ 51 π 72"PhD-level experts in your back pocket" is a completely nonsensical description of AI but a pretty good description of social media if you follow the right people
09.08.2025 23:07 β π 10287 π 1980 π¬ 137 π 172I can see it being a regular addition to my online delivery.
10.08.2025 18:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Update - we bought one of these this morning and himself has just had it for tea. He declares himself thoroughly impressed and absolutely delighted to be enjoying a pork pie again. Thank you!
10.08.2025 17:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Still no more than Β£1.50. I don't think they were in it for the money, which probably explains why they went bust a few years after this purchase.
10.08.2025 17:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A copy of Frederick Engels 'Socialism: Utopian and Scientific'. A price label stuck on the front says GRASSROOTS BOOKS 25p.
Clearing out a bookcase shelf full of my Politics degree books. Found this. Does anyone remember
a) Grassroots bookshop in Manchester?
b) when you could buy a book for 25p??
I am waiting for the day someone asks about one of the costumed staff in preparing for a school visit in the background at the attraction where I volunteer, so I can look puzzled and ask "What woman?". It hasn't happened yet but I AM READY.
10.08.2025 12:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Without question. Also superior to humans, according to ours.
10.08.2025 12:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Or cats are owls with fur. Discuss.
10.08.2025 11:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nope.
10.08.2025 11:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks for reminding me of this. I sometimes wonder, if any of the Romans, Vikings and medieval folk I regularly encounter around here *weren't* re-enactors...how would I know?
10.08.2025 11:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A blue spectacles case decorated with five cats in shades of blue and pink with feathers, pointy ears and very large eyes. OK yes they might be owls. They are owls. Not cats.
I keep a spare pair of reading glasses in a rigid case which I have had for YEARS. Needed them today, could not find them. Told husband I was looking for 'the blue glasses case with the pink cats on'. Eventually found it. WTAF?? I am now going to reassess everything I thought I knew.
10.08.2025 11:19 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Of course.
10.08.2025 10:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am usually strongly against any violence, but that photo is testing me.
10.08.2025 10:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I assure you it was not his competent vocals that first appealed to a 12 year old girl.
10.08.2025 10:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hubba hubba
10.08.2025 10:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*gets in time machine and tells pre-teen self to take that poster off her bedroom wall*
10.08.2025 08:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Thank you for sharing this with us again, Moose. Every bit as lovely second time round.
09.08.2025 19:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh I remember this, and it was really lovely. If you missed it in the other place do read it now, or if you've read it before, you might enjoy it again.
09.08.2025 19:11 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0For goodness sake, is there anything you can't do? *unfollows in an inferiority huff*
09.08.2025 18:42 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes the algorithm seems surprisingly thick at times.
09.08.2025 16:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes there's a reason I've got microphone access disabled.
09.08.2025 16:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is there a way to tell Amazon that yes you once looked at a thing out of curiosity but you decided you didn't want it and can they please stop sending daily notifications inviting you to have another look?
09.08.2025 10:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0You know when it's raining so slightly that when you look out the window you can only tell by small spots falling on existing puddles? That.
09.08.2025 09:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ooh! Thank you!
08.08.2025 19:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI shall go into, go into a catβ linocut print.
The title comes from Isobel Gowdieβs witch trial confessions in 1622 in which she shared her shape shifting spells
As itβs #internationalcatday Iβll donate Β£25 of any sales of this print in the next twenty four hours to local charity Tag Rescueβ¦
Beautiful. And I rather like the Velasquez feel of the artist's reflection in the background.
08.08.2025 15:24 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0