The Sentencerist

"We [the English] have evolved a language that always means more than it says. With Americans it is the reverse: they mean and feel far less than they have the habit of saying...The outward cynic may live in the States, but the fundamental ones, the true quietists, live in Britain."

John Fowles

"Dear old Bicky, though a stout fellow and absolutely unrivalled as an imitator of bull-terriers and cats, was in many ways one of the most pronounced fatheads that ever pulled on a suit of gents’ underwear."

Jeeves and the Hard Boiled Egg, PG Wodehouse

"If there’s anything today’s historians agree about when it comes to Amasa Leland Stanford, it’s that he was a relatively unexceptional guy blessed with extraordinary timing...Leland liked reading more than he liked working, and he didn’t like reading all that much."

"Palo Alto," Malcolm Harris

saw this in @fixthenews.com.web.brid.gy

"Mr. Suttree in what year did your great uncle pass away?
It was in 1884.
Did he die by natural causes?
No, sir.
What were the circumstances surrounding his death.
He was taking part in a public function when the platform gave way.
Our information is that he was hanged for a homicide.
Yessir."

Mrs Bennet, Pride and Prejudice

"She was a woman of mean understanding, little information, and uncertain temper. When she was discontented, she fancied herself nervous. The business of her life was to get her daughters married; its solace was visiting and news."

Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

Saw it with 2 friends in a crappy cinema in South Lake Tahoe. We had to convince the owner to play it for us. She was mad no one else was there. We promised to buy popcorn. We each sat in a different row. I had not seen the show before. Unforgettable night.

Does this sentence sound familiar? Gabriel Garcia Marquez read it in "Pedro Paramo" first!

"His skull was dark and small like a corroded musket bullet and his eyes behind the gleaming of his glasses were the twin miniatures of his head." Gormenghast, Mervyn Peake

Virgil, Georgics

goodbye 2024 (Sabotage, 1936)

"I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping."

PG Wodehouse, Jeeves and the Unbidden Guest, 1916

Seven Chances, 1925

Nosferatu, 1922

The Black Cat, 1934

Hausu, 1977

get your flu shot

The Firemen's Ball, 1967

“Gains had a malicious childlike smile that formed a shocking contrast to his eyes which were pale blue, lifeless and old. He smiled, listening down into himself as if attending to something there that pleased him.” - William S. Burroughs, Junky

new spirit animal just dropped

From "Hell's Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga" by Hunter S. Thompson

hitchcock said the actual filming always felt like an afterthought

When your extrovert friend drags you to the party.

the mrs dalloway mushroom