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They're going to line the kids up and two by two force them at gunpoint to share malts

12.11.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really freed up a lot of my brain cycles and stress when I decided to stop giving a shit about the Democrats. I don't vote for them, I don't consider what they may or may not do, and I just don't have to work at it. My mind is clear, and the things I do instead actually make the world better.

10.11.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This arc is gonna be lit when Roki does it

05.11.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If someone hears "this will destroy NYC" enough times on loop without intervention they will absolutely believe it to their core. That's how easy it is to brainwash a human. Our individual ability to counter balance and forage for evidence is extremely limited.

04.11.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What Dwarf Fortress Taught Me About The Mining Business

03.11.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope they call this the Fuck You Motherfucker World Series

02.11.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions โ€” not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.

29.10.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16500    ๐Ÿ” 6470    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 377    ๐Ÿ“Œ 385

They completely misunderstand the world around them why stop at make believe

29.10.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Divorce speedrun

29.10.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta survey your kingdom once in awhile

29.10.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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26.10.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah brother

26.10.2025 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The atmosphere tonight at the Tim Hortons must smell like a Tim Hortons.

25.10.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just got back from the bathroom what'd I miss?

25.10.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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LIVE: Jeff Merkley delivers marathon Senate floor speech to protest Trumpโ€™s actions YouTube video by Associated Press

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22.10.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1404    ๐Ÿ” 396    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

In this case a cover up is a cop out imo

22.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They should look into some kind of officiant for important games

22.10.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, just spiritually

22.10.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curt Schilling was a Dback while Randy Johnson was a Mariner

21.10.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go away until you've had the Nazi tattoo removed, at the very least

21.10.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whom amongst us hasn't told their VP to hold an apple in their mouth and stand on I-5 while lobbing missiles at them?

19.10.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 257    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

IMO the military did this on purpose

19.10.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, exactly

16.10.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I once talked to a VP who said their strategy was to hire 4x the needed software developers at low wages and just deal with constantly fixing mistakes. It was easier to maintain than managing talent. Very well known brand.

16.10.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

ITFDB

15.10.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only root for the Dodgers because it's the only channel we get here on Skull Island

13.10.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You should take a sabbatical from posting and get right with your god

13.10.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I don't understand the inflatable frogs"

"But you do understand ICE and the rest of the fed presence?"

13.10.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next time he's photographed in public he'll look 20 years younger

13.10.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Randy Rice Stadium

13.10.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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