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Fitness freak | Security expert | Father to three or four wonderful young boys | Comedy writer/producer/man at Next Level Sketch | Improv with Michelle Impro

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'big pharma vaccine abloobloobloo' anyway vaccines prevent big pharma from preying on dead children and their parents desperation

08.08.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a genealogy of stomp clap

a genealogy of stomp clap

have sensed some confusion re: the origins of stomp clap that i'm all too happy to clear up maxread.substack.com/i/170106944/...

07.08.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 353    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 19
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Rushanara Ali: "The average monthly private rent in London increased by 9.7% in the last year and is over one and a half times higher than the average monthly rent in England"

At the time people probably assumed Ali meant this was a bad thing. It turns out she was boasting!

07.08.2025 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 262    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8

reviving a post from the old site:

06.08.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 929    πŸ” 268    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7
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Animation is a medium, not a genre, and, like any medium, there are some concepts that can only be properly portrayed using it. House of Leaves is an unfilmable book, the wizard Ekh in the 1983 short "Wow, a talking fish!" Would never have the same impact without being animated.

12.06.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2632    πŸ” 822    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 26
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[man called out for being a shithead voice] Forsooth,

06.08.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk's X 'played central role' in stoking racist riots, damning study finds Amnesty International analysis found X's algorithm prioritises posts that are most likely to contain lies and hatred - and say nothing has changed amid heightened tensions

Starmer and his regime are grossly incompetent on governance, media regulation, and holding billionaires and big social media platforms to account.

Govt could stop this and they won't because the threat is coming from within the house and the EHRC is corrupt.

www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

06.08.2025 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What happens when tabloids and Murdoch run media in the UK:
From @thetimes.com

06.08.2025 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Remember how awkward and embarrassing it was when the leader of the opposition leaned on the speaker of the house to fiddle the voting process, to keep the words β€œcollective punishment” out of Hansard? Turns out there was no need to lean on him at all, because they’re all lads deep in it together.

05.08.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

the fucking gall of Alvin to name his band β€˜Alvin and the chipmunks’. As if he’s not a fucking chipmunk too

05.08.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 621    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 6

Trump In Silver Old West-Style Tub

05.08.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 334    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

Just as a reminder, we were constantly sold *this exact politician* as the liberal, remain, EU-loving solution to the inherent darkness and racism threatened by a Corbyn-led government, and nobody has ever explained why they got that so wrong.

05.08.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Boris Johnson is not thick, uneducated, or mad. He is very educated. His parents spent a lot of money ensuring he would be educated to think this way, and was then paid handsome sums of money to continue thinking that way. And until the British public fully grasp that, we will continue to suffer it.

05.08.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Can't fault the clarity of Labour's message on protest. There are BAD protesters who must be punished (Irish musicians, anti-genocide vicars) and there are GOOD protesters whose views deserve respect (masked thugs with petrol bombs trying to start a pogrom)

05.08.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1484    πŸ” 542    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 12

Yvette Cooper:
– Consistently voted for the Iraq War
– Consistently voted against investigations into the Iraq War
– Consistently voted for use of UK military forces in combat operations overseas

www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/10131/yve...

05.08.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

BREAKING Sir Keir stuns with new Sugar Ray-inspired look.

04.08.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really cannot underline enough that the thing that unlocked a gajillion dollars in free wingnut propaganda money was the sight of Notable Rich Person Harvey Weinstein being dragged sobbing to jail, unprotected by the huge wealth that would otherwise have saved him.

04.08.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Excel error ass name

04.08.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you get a job writing AI summaries… πŸ€–

04.08.2025 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When we say this shit is engaging, infuriating, maddening, this is exactly what we mean. We got called Hitlerian racists and despots by these people, they screamed and clutched their legs and called for the ref, and then when they swung things their way what do they do? "The fascists have a point."

04.08.2025 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like, Angela Eagle is not, I believe, a full blood and soil racist. She's worse. She's absolutely unprincipled and believes appealing to blood and soil racists is the correct thing to do to achieve her personal ambitions for power. A howling void where a person should be.

04.08.2025 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Nick Timothy in 2019. A balding man with brown hair at either side of his head and a shabby beard that makes him look like a minor early 20th Century royal who's been kept in a cellar for a month or two.

Nick Timothy in 2019. A balding man with brown hair at either side of his head and a shabby beard that makes him look like a minor early 20th Century royal who's been kept in a cellar for a month or two.

Wouldn't you seek revenge on the world if you looked like this in your thirties?

04.08.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Being right wing is so hard bc you’re not allowed to acknowledge any actual phenomena that shape the world, so when you try to describe something you just end up sounding like if a person speaking in tongues worshipped the internet instead of god

03.08.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5489    πŸ” 716    πŸ’¬ 228    πŸ“Œ 142

Again: all of Mel’s colleagues knew she was a volcanically racist, fascist maniac back when a far right terrorist quoted her in his β€œwhy I murdered 77 teenagers with a machine gun” manifesto. The harshest criticism I’ve seen of her by them was one columnist saying she was β€œvery brave”.

01.08.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 587    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

The Left Isn’t the Right. Here’s Why That’s Bad News for the Left

By A. Centrist

01.08.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 420    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
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That Melanie Phillips is a lunatic conspiracist bigot and racist is not remotely shocking. But the fact that the Times continues to employ her should be.

01.08.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1282    πŸ” 310    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 35

She's been a regular on the BBC's "Moral Maze" for decades, even after her words were quoted in the manifesto of a mass murdering racist. We should not be surprised by this. Instead we should ask, what job is she being asked to do, and handsomely rewarded for, by these editors?

02.08.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Language on immigration in UK news and politics found to have β€˜shaped backlash against antiracism’ Pattern of β€˜hostile language’ in media and debates likely to describe people of colour with less sympathy, report says

Very difficult to understand how there could’ve been a β€œbacklash against antiracism” from the same people who fought and destroyed the Hitlerian hate of the left. Unless, of course, every word of that was reckless, bleak, calculated bullshit and drivel. If that’s what it was, it makes perfect sense.

02.08.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

THEY'RE INFRINGING ON OUR CIVIL LIBERTIES COOP. OUR LIBERTIES TO ENJOY QUALITY PORNOGRAPHY OF VARIOUS KINDS.

31.07.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1521    πŸ” 516    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

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