ThePieman13

By the by, van Hooijdonk was a very underrated player. But a shithouse.

Shades of Pierre Van Hooijdonk 98/99.

I think CM is more important than we think. It needs an uplift. Garner, Iroegbunam, are squad players, not sure where Armstrong fits anymore (loan probs), KDH/Charly are more attacking, Gana is great but old, need cover.

I wouldn't mind trying McNeil in a central role, but his pace is the worry.

I am confused about Evertons transfer strategy. It's all a bit...weird.

Right back, right winger, and central midfielder, all crucial and have been for years, and we seem to be prioritising every position around it. I'm not 100% sure where everyone is going to play.

We're at the 'Full time living in nostalgia' part of mental decline in the President now, and everyone just nods along in the background.

This is probably something his Dad used to say to him, brace yourself for more pining for the old days, and using brute force to achieve it.

The absolute determination to distract from the Epstein files is frankly admirable. It shows how hard they can work and what can be achieved when trying to protect something.

In this case, paedophiles.

Sick fucks.

Bluesky is a safe space Blues, so lets be honest.

We're all shitting it a little over Grealish coming aren't we?

Automate CEO's.

Can we just have a Party that focuses on progress please? Ruthlessly raising standards of living from the bottom up and investing in our public infrastructure? Please.

If true, really, really poor. I expect better from Everton on such matters. Would an Israel kit be stopped? Nope.

Imagine we automated all CEO's.

No more huge bonuses, salaries and rhat money could be spread across the workers who actually earn the money instead. Automate at the top, not the bottom. Cheaper to.

Any chance @prescotcables.bsky.social

Lovely shithousery from Prescot 😆

Favours for mates. Chelsea benefitted from it hugely last season. It's all money laundering.

Christ, Bill would have been popping his load in front of the cameras. Probably would have done a signing reveal at the Empire with the cast of Blood Brothers.

👀

Of course it won't be Dibling. But its good to cause a bit of mischief now and again.

Fellows is such a screamingly obvious bargain. You could sign him and another more senior right winger if you wanted too for depth.

Was thia the Dewsbury Hall jet? Is it now scheduled to leave from Southampton?

Heading into 25/26 and Seamus Coleman is still our first choice right back.

There will be essays written on Everton's inability to find a single right back in world football over the course of the last 5 years capable of dislodging him.

Well done Everton #EFC

When you order a ticket off Temu to see Kneecap

TOM FELLOWS.

honestly, he's right there for about £12m.

I think I'm going to get conta ted by the police by the amount of times I mention Tom Fellows...but yes! Tom Fellows! He's right there.

Laughed out loud with that one.

This is amongst the most impactful two minutes of broadcasting I’ve ever seen.

By Emma Murphy, International Editor, ITV News. #Gaza

First part. Then Squid Games.

Help her tidy, then you'll be out twice as quick.

A reminder that Israel threatened to suspend all air drops of aid if anyone filmed Gaza from above.

Why would they do this? They know what they have done, they know the world will judge them, they just want to mask the narrative as much as possible.

Pure, brutal evil.

Even if it is, Trump's name will be completely wiped from it.