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G B Kershaw

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Anglican, churchwarden, inclusionist and retired greyhound owner. Pescatarian. Me that is, the dog eats dog-stuff. #ProEU Bob the Greyhound supports the Pet Blood Bank.

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Originally thought it was an unreleashed Led Zep track but I can see you're right

04.10.2025 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to run a camera club - we'd have competitons and critique the submissions. Neuroscience aside- this picture would have rated highly. Lighting, exposure, use of texture, use of shapes, rule of thirds - it's all there. Also, your caligraphy is exquisite

25.09.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I expect you get this a lot too. Eating a restaurant and about 15 minutes into your meal someone comes over and asks if everything is alright with your food. If it wasn't, you would have heard about it by now!

24.09.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's something very attractive yet ephemeral about new acorns and chestnuts. "Fresh-firecoal chestnut-falls..." as my favourite poet, Gerard Manly Hopkins has it

10.09.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a nice thing and I wonder if it's a boat mooring ring. The peg would be set in cement or perhaps into a stone block with a molten lead plug. Whatever it is, there's a bit of history to it

30.08.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A greyhound surveys his toys that he has throughly dealt with

A greyhound surveys his toys that he has throughly dealt with

The mighty hunter surveys his trophies

16.08.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A brindle greyhound with a Puppachino

A brindle greyhound with a Puppachino

Bob dosn't like Puppachinos. Much

05.07.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Unhappy Birthday to MeΒ 
Β 
It’s important to share, or so I’ve been taught,Β 
to show kindness to others, to be a good sport.Β 
But all of those teachings have taken a bump – 
for I share my birthday with Donald Trump.Β 
Β 
For years I knew not of this dark, dreadful fate,Β 
and with ignorant bliss I honoured the date – 
but then it got hijacked, sullied, gazumpedΒ 
by a self-serving bigot, a foul gibberlump.Β 
Β Β 
With him, I would share an infectious disease,Β 
a mouldy bread roll, an infestation of fleas,Β 
a romantic weekend at a toxic waste dump –
but please, not my birthday, Mr. Tangerine Chump.Β 
Β 
Alternative dates he’s welcome to try –  
12th Febtember, 33rd July. 
But 14th June? In a lake, take a jump
and find a new date, you deranged sewage pump.Β 

Brian Bilston

Unhappy Birthday to MeΒ  Β  It’s important to share, or so I’ve been taught,Β  to show kindness to others, to be a good sport.Β  But all of those teachings have taken a bump –  for I share my birthday with Donald Trump.Β  Β  For years I knew not of this dark, dreadful fate,Β  and with ignorant bliss I honoured the date –  but then it got hijacked, sullied, gazumpedΒ  by a self-serving bigot, a foul gibberlump.Β  Β Β  With him, I would share an infectious disease,Β  a mouldy bread roll, an infestation of fleas,Β  a romantic weekend at a toxic waste dump – but please, not my birthday, Mr. Tangerine Chump.Β  Β  Alternative dates he’s welcome to try –   12th Febtember, 33rd July. But 14th June? In a lake, take a jump and find a new date, you deranged sewage pump.Β  Brian Bilston

Happy 14th June to all those (except one) who celebrate.

14.06.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 583    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 25

Thanks. My favourite writer. I've deliberatly not read the second half of The Shepherd's Crown- for two reasons. I've still got a bit of unread Terry and, although I know what happens, it's a bit like Schrodinger's Book.

26.05.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hare today, gone tomorrow

20.05.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

According to Terry Pratchett, a cat trapped in a box may be in one of three states, dead, alive or (more likely) absolutley bloody furious

16.05.2025 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Many thanks, it turned up late last night with thunder and lightning thown in. Very generous!

02.05.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have any spare rain, please send it to eastern England. I think we've had one day of rain for the whole of April

30.04.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That display looks about greyhound-browsing height. No need for bags, just weigh Bob when he goes in and when he goes out

27.04.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're very lucky, mine have only broken bud last week!

13.04.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Escape into Nature
Β 
There are times when it all gets too much
and I have to switch off my phone and the radio
and my brain, and escape outside.
Β 
I say good afternoon to next door’s dog.
Have you seen the latest about the government, he barks,
you couldn’t make it up. I offer a weak smile
and make my excuses before walking on past the pub,
whose sign creaks in protest
against the steep rise in the cost of living.
Β 
From the tall branches of a tree, a seminar
is in progress: a squirrel sets out his ideas
about how to alleviate the refugee crisis,
while a chaffinch flaps his wings angrily.
It all gets too much for one leaf, 
who hurls itself down, remembering Trump.
Β 
I feel the eyes of a murderous-looking crow upon me,
annoyed no doubt about global warming,
so make my way down to the river where – 
for a few precious, stolen moments –
I close my eyes and listen to the water
as it laps gently against the bank,
Β 
until I hear the slap of wet feet approaching.
Thought I’d find you here, the duck quacks,
Now what the hell we gonna do about Putin?


Brian Bilston

Escape into Nature Β  There are times when it all gets too much and I have to switch off my phone and the radio and my brain, and escape outside. Β  I say good afternoon to next door’s dog. Have you seen the latest about the government, he barks, you couldn’t make it up. I offer a weak smile and make my excuses before walking on past the pub, whose sign creaks in protest against the steep rise in the cost of living. Β  From the tall branches of a tree, a seminar is in progress: a squirrel sets out his ideas about how to alleviate the refugee crisis, while a chaffinch flaps his wings angrily. It all gets too much for one leaf, who hurls itself down, remembering Trump. Β  I feel the eyes of a murderous-looking crow upon me, annoyed no doubt about global warming, so make my way down to the river where – for a few precious, stolen moments – I close my eyes and listen to the water as it laps gently against the bank, Β  until I hear the slap of wet feet approaching. Thought I’d find you here, the duck quacks, Now what the hell we gonna do about Putin? Brian Bilston

Here’s a poem about going for a walk to clear my head of all the news.

07.04.2025 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

Any noun can be verbed.

Although it's not compulsory.

03.04.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What I want to know is this:
How is it that Oxford and Cambridge always get in the finals every year?

25.03.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Top tier Hounding!

20.02.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

It's Bob's Gotcha Day! Two years since I picked him up from the kennels

16.02.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your face says it all

02.02.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The rain falls on the righteous
And on the unrighteous fella
But mostly on the righteous 'cos
The unrighteous has stolen his umberella

27.01.2025 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Truely sorry. Nothing loved is ever lost

24.01.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. It's really a display item. Film is available but it's not cheap.

18.01.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An old bellows camera.

An old bellows camera.

Ensign Greyhound camera. Made c.1930.

18.01.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A greyhound wearing a bobble-hat on a frosty morning

A greyhound wearing a bobble-hat on a frosty morning

Cold and misty morning, I heard a warning borne in the air...

(bonus point if you can name the song)

11.01.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The shadow on a grass bank of a greyhound wearing a coat out on a walk

The shadow on a grass bank of a greyhound wearing a coat out on a walk

Me and my shadow

10.01.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A brindle greyhound on a blanket

A brindle greyhound on a blanket

Hello! from Bob

08.01.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I rode my motorcycle
Ruth sat behind of me
I hit a bump at 98
And rode on, ruthlessly

07.01.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, we know that purposeful trot.
It sometimes means 'I should have had a bathroom break an hour ago' or more often 'There's a piece of chicken with my name on it'

02.01.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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