Miel

Drown in a bathtub

A Swarovski Minion (bob)

Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day

i don't think will stencil is a fed but i do think he was created in a lab to be physically incapable of not posting, as an experiment to see how much time people will waste arguing about the economy with a guy who is annoying

Any key individual that would kill The Apprentice as a project before a single frame is shot

App pitch: Bummr, it's grindr for bumming cigarettes near you. Sortable by proximity, brand, and cost. second lowest cost tier is you have to hang out with the bummee while you smoke.

Because cigarettes aren't criminalized there's no market pressure for homemade or adulterated cigarettes, just tax evasion by shifting the "safe" manufactured product around. Adulteration happens with criminalized drugs where there's no regulated manufacturing process or safer legal alternatives

Black/grey market cigarettes are the same product, they're not homemade or adulterated they just evade taxes and are still subject to upward price pressure from sin taxes. It's actually a very good comparison to gambling.

oh when i'm done watching your prestige streaming show, should i go listen to the Official Podcast? yeah? do you think i'm stupid? you don't respect me? is that it?

Making some robot friends to snark on bad movies with me, but I program them wrong so they keep saying stuff like, "She's really elevating the material," and "You know, just completing a film at all is an achievement"

Hot take making Edgar Linton brown while Heathcliff is white is more racist and less literate than white Heathcliff on his own

No I'm pretty sure that's one of the ethnicities from Disco Elysium

Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.

I skate onto the ice to the opening chords of “We Are Charlie Kirk” wearing a sequined version of his usual white dress shirt & black slacks a long red cape flowing behind me I check to make sure the squibs are secure in the collar of my costume I give my partner in the stands a quick thumbs up

My wife, an expert in Regency fashion and art: I love Bridgerton, it's like getting kicked in the head by a horse

movie producer girlfriend: i can fix him in post

do you have any idea how chill you have to be for sex workers to say they felt unusually safe around you WHILE you smoked crack?!

Didnt clock the song right away so enjoy what my brain did instead:

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Eating my fajitas

I couldn't believe it when Ghost looked right at the camera and said he was the same kind of communist as me

I’d love to, man, but I’m a bit busy dealing with my mid-season revelation. I’d become really used to tackling weekly incidents based on a pretty standard premise, but that one piece of information has turned everything on its head. My diary should free up in about three months.

It’s not woke 2.0, it’s woke 2. This is not a version this is a sequel.

Wizard w orb

The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny

i don't really have to watch the video, do i. i'm just choosing to believe he pooped

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

Dale cooper talking to the tape recorder

Dianne I’ve discovered an incredible new concept called Reddit Gold. It’s not money in the traditional sense but a kind of social currency. Fascinating

SOME A THOSE THAT WORK FORCES
ARE THE SAME THAT POST WAIFUS

UHH!
POSTING ON THE /POL/ BOARD

morpheus, holding out a red and blue pill: I got us some drugs. Neo: that's interesting because I take drugs. morpheus: and me. that's why I got two.

The Matrix (1999)
Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski
#oneperfectshot 📽️

Tunic 2

an M18A1 claymore mine photoshopped not brilliantly so the casing reads FRONT TOWARD WEEZER

presenting: the mine for when you want to kill every member of weezer in a 60 degree arc within a distance of 50 to 100 metres