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I like penguins. BATES IS A GOOD MAN. Inventor of Interim Bacon and drug donuts. | Insta: @kboylan84

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The child is now a vampire. I entered his domain and was viciously attacked and bitten, until I left.

As I descended the stairs he hissed β€œGood” and then closed the door to his domain.

17.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why not both? Don’t limit yourself

17.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only one day a year am i not a lapsed Catholic. That day is today. Pancakes for dinner is the rule. It must be obeyed. @clairewithani.bsky.social

17.02.2026 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning to the enormous lad in my bath first thing

16.02.2026 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 0
14.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t like to be pedantic, but he’s not on the podium.

14.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have two goalkeepers from the same team ever been sent off in the same game?

14.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s on now so he’s still got time to shine

14.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised . ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .

Finland v Italy in the ice hockey

14.02.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh poor Scotty Parker.

Why always him?

14.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱

14.02.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1345    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 10
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CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!

(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)

13.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3376    πŸ” 773    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 292

Maybe he’s started a new game of Football Manager…

13.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is what the Olympics does to people.

12.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She fucked that #Snowboarding #Olympics

12.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely not. Potential to ignite abuse of the FA/the official. A lot of football fans are tribal and blinkered.

12.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He is three. Dora and Basil, both girls, are two. However they shall always be referred to as the kits. They think they’re sisters

All were already named when we adopted them.

12.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dean Brennan: Barnet boss gets nine-game ban for abusing female referee Barnet manager Dean Brennan is given a nine-game touchline ban for verbally abusing referee Kirsty Dowle, with reference to gender.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Barnet should sack him but they won’t. Love his line about meeting his wife due to football as if that has any relevance.

12.02.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Varan - the elder cat. I think he’s three

12.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

FAO @itsjoels.bsky.social

That’s the two younger ones.

12.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully that’s the end of Dyche as a Premier League manager.

Unless Spurs want to appoint him….πŸ‘€

12.02.2026 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hoping for some violence here #IceHockey #Olympics

12.02.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dora is a special cat

12.02.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

44 and still snowboarding?

Give it up ffs

12.02.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it Jesus?

12.02.2026 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully that’s the end of Dyche as a Premier League manager.

Unless Spurs want to appoint him….πŸ‘€

12.02.2026 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watch with sound on

11.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1227    πŸ” 407    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 275

So Thomas Frank departs and with him, comfortably the best hair of any PL manager. If only his Spurs defence was as strong as those locks.

11.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Out of the frying pan….

11.02.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ryan Mason is available, Spurs

11.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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