The child is now a vampire. I entered his domain and was viciously attacked and bitten, until I left.
As I descended the stairs he hissed βGoodβ and then closed the door to his domain.
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The child is now a vampire. I entered his domain and was viciously attacked and bitten, until I left.
As I descended the stairs he hissed βGoodβ and then closed the door to his domain.
Why not both? Donβt limit yourself
17.02.2026 17:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Only one day a year am i not a lapsed Catholic. That day is today. Pancakes for dinner is the rule. It must be obeyed. @clairewithani.bsky.social
17.02.2026 09:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good morning to the enormous lad in my bath first thing
16.02.2026 09:05 β π 56 π 1 π¬ 22 π 0I donβt like to be pedantic, but heβs not on the podium.
14.02.2026 18:59 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Have two goalkeepers from the same team ever been sent off in the same game?
14.02.2026 18:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs on now so heβs still got time to shine
14.02.2026 18:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh poor Scotty Parker.
Why always him?
I think Iβve been scammedβ¦.My Rottweilers havenβt grown in months π±π±
14.02.2026 13:22 β π 1345 π 254 π¬ 25 π 10CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
Maybe heβs started a new game of Football Managerβ¦
13.02.2026 15:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is what the Olympics does to people.
12.02.2026 20:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She fucked that #Snowboarding #Olympics
12.02.2026 19:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Definitely not. Potential to ignite abuse of the FA/the official. A lot of football fans are tribal and blinkered.
12.02.2026 19:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He is three. Dora and Basil, both girls, are two. However they shall always be referred to as the kits. They think theyβre sisters
All were already named when we adopted them.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Barnet should sack him but they wonβt. Love his line about meeting his wife due to football as if that has any relevance.
Varan - the elder cat. I think heβs three
12.02.2026 16:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0FAO @itsjoels.bsky.social
Thatβs the two younger ones.
Hopefully thatβs the end of Dyche as a Premier League manager.
Unless Spurs want to appoint himβ¦.π
Hoping for some violence here #IceHockey #Olympics
12.02.2026 14:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dora is a special cat
12.02.2026 14:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 044 and still snowboarding?
Give it up ffs
Is it Jesus?
12.02.2026 10:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hopefully thatβs the end of Dyche as a Premier League manager.
Unless Spurs want to appoint himβ¦.π
Watch with sound on
11.02.2026 19:03 β π 1227 π 407 π¬ 78 π 275So Thomas Frank departs and with him, comfortably the best hair of any PL manager. If only his Spurs defence was as strong as those locks.
11.02.2026 17:58 β π 23 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Out of the frying panβ¦.
11.02.2026 13:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ryan Mason is available, Spurs
11.02.2026 11:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0