Crabwith A. Cigarette

Something tells me the having 70k/yr to spend on preschool is the more influential factor in these girls going to college, but I’m just a crab so what do I know?

You know, I feel like this is the exact appropriate comment.
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GUESS WHO THIS IS AND WIN A SWORD!

Yes, a literal fucking sword. I’ll make you a sword and send it to you if you can decipher what’s going on in this picture before October 31st 2025. No cheating!

Void where illegal, must be 18 years of age or older to win.

Look, would I have paired zebra wood with ball bearing Damascus? Probably not. But I believe there are at least 8 Jesi, so what do I know?

Okay, nah, there are several pieces that violate that rule. Naturally, those are the pieces selling the overall illusion and making it work.

I just think it’s neat.

I’m pretty sure this is 4 or 5 sticks chopped up into rhombi. Then add glue and make:

The thing I love about wood art is that if you study it long enough, you can almost always separate the pieces visually and figure out how it was made.

The grain is the open source universal machine language of carpentry.

Like, holy fucking balls, I’ve never seen anyone do forced light value with natural wood color like that, it’s wild.

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This guy does wood art!

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Rebuild the Jamaican bobsled team ffs, I thought you know how to meme, bro! You surprised married an unsuspecting model/ER nurse on national television, that shit was hilarious!

Seriously, all he had to do was live out the shit where people say, “man, if I was a billionaire, I would _______, and it would be so fucking fun!”

Have you considered that he might be physically strong while being mentally and morally weak? How about some nuance?! *smh*

It’s really unfair that the child-proof bags they sell weed in now are also stoned jackass-proof.

Plausible

QRP with your current WIP

Just gotta finish polishing up the handle and make a sheath for it, then this one will be on its way home.

#art

No, I don’t know what the signature/tag is supposed to say, this is a commission and that’s the image they game me to etch in 🤷‍♂️

a bald man is making a funny face with the word familia written on his face . ALT: a bald man is making a funny face with the word familia written on his face .

They made like 10 of them

At a certain point you realize our foreign policy is being set by people whose highest level of history education is Civilization VI.

Tag yourself, I’m napping Tim Heidecker.

Theoretically, the edge should be irre

You can’t even figure out how or why but this thing is about to become the, hands down, coolest blade or blade-adjacent-object, you’ve ever witnessed.

I swear I just did this again and it was super smooth first try…

#bladesmith #metalwork

Gotta import that shot from Australia. Real heads know.

Stop trying to make submersibles happen.

Stockton Rush sounds like an arcade racing game set in rural Illinois.

Two-way communication with bacteria but I can’t get my mom to text back.