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@lyster.me.bsky.social

Digital nomad but it’s social media platforms.

245 Followers  |  295 Following  |  34 Posts  |  Joined: 30.08.2023  |  1.7544

Latest posts by lyster.me on Bluesky


fucking your computer is the future. if you're not fucking your computer right now you're gonna miss the revolution. fucking your computer is going to change everything

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holy shit. hell of an analysis

16.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 1208    🔁 559    💬 12    📌 4
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evangelion teens

15.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 1405    🔁 301    💬 12    📌 3

Oh my god

14.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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NHS closed Tavistock over care complaints – there were only eight An eye-opening FOI report has revealed that just eight people complained about the Tavistock gender clinic's care provision in 10 years.

The NHS closed Tavistock over trans care concerns – there were just eight complaints all from cisgender people.

1. JK Rowling
2. Maya Forstater
3. Helen Joyce
4. Graham Linehan
5. Kathleen Stock
6. Posie Parker
7. Wes Streeting
8. Rosie Duffield

www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...

12.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 1110    🔁 612    💬 1    📌 1
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If Bilbo had Chat GPT

27.01.2026 16:24 — 👍 3722    🔁 1065    💬 39    📌 40

Might have to ignore the infinite catalogue of horrors for a while and do some work, idk.

03.02.2026 09:28 — 👍 34    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

01.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 16689    🔁 4834    💬 94    📌 73

My review of a mime playing a guitar: Perfect. No notes.

01.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 54    🔁 16    💬 0    📌 1

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

16.05.2023 22:51 — 👍 4106    🔁 949    💬 19    📌 62
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IDF accepts Gaza Health Ministry death toll of over 71,000 Palestinians killed in the war Although Many International Experts Have Accepted the Health Ministry's Data as Reliable, and Even Conservative Relative to the True Death Toll, Israel Had Refused to Accept the Health Ministry's Coun...

I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministry’s casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable.

Biden himself said they were fabricated!

www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

29.01.2026 15:29 — 👍 5706    🔁 1998    💬 153    📌 201

Vantabeige is the colour and texture of an inoffensive object in your home that’s past its usefulness, but is still there and you don’t really care enough one way or the other to remove it. If you look around now you’ll see it, and realise you could discard it or move it on but you’ll forget to.

20.02.2024 16:29 — 👍 124    🔁 19    💬 7    📌 4
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it was foretold..

29.01.2026 00:49 — 👍 958    🔁 122    💬 1    📌 3
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The UK government didn't want you to see this report on ecosystem collapse. I'm not surprised | George Monbiot It took an FOI request to bring this national security assessment to light. For ‘doomsayers’ like us, it is the ultimate vindication, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot

Please spread this far and wide, as stories don't get much bigger than this. When the government blocks even the intelligence services from telling us we're heading for environmental catastrophe, you know we have a problem. A very big problem.
Thank you.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

28.01.2026 07:18 — 👍 3111    🔁 2202    💬 61    📌 145

if they can offer free AI training they could offer free media literacy training too. i know which of those would do more for the public good

28.01.2026 10:19 — 👍 1536    🔁 482    💬 8    📌 24

Aside from anything else, the whole point of this technology is supposed to be that you don't need training to use it.

28.01.2026 09:17 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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idea i had

24.01.2026 23:26 — 👍 14378    🔁 3601    💬 90    📌 367
Baby YouTube thumbnail depicting a vanishing mommy. Baby will explain how peekaboo works

Baby YouTube thumbnail depicting a vanishing mommy. Baby will explain how peekaboo works

The Surprising Physics behind Mommy

26.01.2026 12:51 — 👍 7095    🔁 2286    💬 25    📌 30

oh my GOD

26.01.2026 02:07 — 👍 942    🔁 88    💬 105    📌 97
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a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face . ALT: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .

"15 years ago DEAD SPACE..."

oh wow, it's been that long since the original DEAD SPACE came out? Huh, well, I guess I shouldn't be...

"...2 came out."

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running around a loud chuck e. cheese yelling "PLEASE STOP! MY IQ!!!"

25.01.2026 23:05 — 👍 872    🔁 64    💬 10    📌 0
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This Wondermark comic is years old and still precisely captures my feelings.

21.01.2026 08:53 — 👍 162    🔁 38    💬 1    📌 4

Me eating popcorn at home: *takes a small handful of pieces at a time, eats them at a steady pace*
Me eating popcorn at the movies: *devours the entire bucket before the last trailer has finished*

18.01.2026 14:01 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

17.01.2026 18:13 — 👍 11326    🔁 3323    💬 275    📌 583
A London Underground advertisement for testosterone for men

A London Underground advertisement for testosterone for men

Makes me feel insane to live in a world that's persecuting trans folk while simultaneously doing big billboards advertising gender affirming care to cis people???

17.01.2026 17:35 — 👍 6562    🔁 1812    💬 4    📌 103

Oh my god

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Animal Crossing

15.01.2026 18:14 — 👍 6625    🔁 1946    💬 23    📌 5

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