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Retired. Writer. Lazy. Resistance is not futile. Smarter than I look. #BlueJew #BlueCrew Don’t DM me.

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Latinos for Trump. Listen up.
Β‘Escucha! ❀️‍πŸ”₯πŸ‘‡πŸ½

What will we tell our grandchildren?!
QuΓ© les diremos a nuestros nietos?!

Thank you, GRACIAS, araceli.reyes741 on TikTok! πŸ™πŸ½

06.12.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 287    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 9
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Nice haiku

07.12.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought that was weird but hey…

07.12.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And they should have it

07.12.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😞

07.12.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who do you think is going to wipe your ass and feed you when you're old and can't do it yourself? Some lovely immigrant who only wants a better life will have YOURS in their hands. It will likely be someone who doesn't look just like you and you will be grateful for it.

06.12.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

20. I’m old as fuck

05.12.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Keystone Kash, his girlfriend, and her friends having the time of their lives using and abusing taxpayer funded resources and civil servants. www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...

05.12.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3100    πŸ” 1358    πŸ’¬ 205    πŸ“Œ 94

Awww. They made up a participation medal just for him

05.12.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awww. They made up a participation medal just for him

05.12.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lawsuit city!

05.12.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

04.12.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No one – including the president – is above the law, and that no public official – including the president – should use their office to enrich themselves or their supporters .- Barack Obama

03.12.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 823    πŸ” 317    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 19
The image is of a comic.
Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?"
Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy."
Santa responds "Very nice!"
Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?"
Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.

The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?" Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy." Santa responds "Very nice!" Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?" Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.

04.12.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 14859    πŸ” 3996    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 116

πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Is it really?

04.12.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could you please work faster? We are waiting! 🀣

04.12.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every Democrat must vote at every election. If you stay home, we lose. And you lose.

04.12.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone found a spine?

04.12.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social Here's your chance!

04.12.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So...Republican women just woke up? Realized their precious party relegated them to 1950's status...no access to birth control, no reproductive healthcare, no agency over their own bodies, no job protection, no equal pay, no equal rights? What a fucking shock. What did they think would happen?

04.12.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So...Republican women just woke up? Realized their precious party relegated them to 1950's status...no access to birth control, no reproductive healthcare, no agency over their own bodies, no job protection, no equal pay, no equal rights? What a fucking shock. What did they think would happen?

04.12.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well good for them. Let's hope they vote differently in 2026.

04.12.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Nodfather.

03.12.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5610    πŸ” 1360    πŸ’¬ 323    πŸ“Œ 119

Anyone show up?

04.12.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You'd think that Trump would have makeup artists that could do a better job of camouflaging his hand than just slapping a few bandages on it. I mean, you know they've got pots of orange paste for his face...why not add a slather of it on his hand?

04.12.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonder what his buddy Elon thinks?

04.12.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Joe Biden hiccuped and they had him laid out on a slab…and Trump, who’s obviously very sick and mentally deranged and can’t stay awake in meetings is the healthiest President ever??? Stunning hypocrisy

03.12.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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