Alex

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

This is easy:
1. Hinkie
2. Morey
3. Brand
4. Mr Large Collars

*going into any average American deli* ah delightful, a glass cabinet filled to the brim with the very wettest of hams! how delectable to me, a pervert

A lot of horrible people ask our horrible Supreme Court to rule in horrible ways, but this has to be a top five evil litigant in the last decade.

The part where a $400,000,0000 asset held by the Department of Defense would be transferred to an ex-president's personal foundation for free is the part that's supposed to make the deal *less* unethical

is this good

Page One must have been crowded.

So NYT puts it on Page 13. 🤡

@schooley.bsky.social

What a line from Warren Buffett this morning:

“Be kind, and the world is better off. I'm not sure that the world will be better off if I'm richer."

[applause] 🙏🏼

Beyond parody headline in the NYT. Can't decide whether they're deliberately trolling us at this point, or whether they need to fire all their headline writers.

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

Kurt Vonnegut man

there is no “epidemic,” he is almost certainly going to say it is vaccines and, well, stay safe everyone.

I think the funniest thing about the Ted Cruz Curse is he really won’t confine it to just a couple of teams; if you are a Texas school and you have a big game, there is a decent chance Ted is rolling in wearing your polo and bringing your doom with him

a lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. now you're right. ok. my bad.

Andrew Chen, co-founder of one of my favorite denim brands, 3sixteen, breaks down how the tariffs affect his company

IG 3sixteen

I feel seen

Roses are red
Violets are blue

Wish ownership felt the same way ☹️

Been in Pittsburgh for two days now and that ballpark deserves a WAY better team playing in it

i think it is cool that de facto first consul of the united states is a drug-addled maniac and deadbeat dad with a breeding fetish

A square canvas. Only the top corner is filled with Harings distinctive figures, rendered in Lavender, the rest is blank.

Keith Haring died of AIDS aged 31 on 16 Feb 1990.
One of his last works, Unfinished Painting, was deliberately incomplete, reflecting the devastating, unquantifiable loss to the arts due to AIDS.
#LGBTplusHistoryMonth

Denzel rules www.nytimes.com/2025/02/08/m...

Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"

There was a family at Costco that bought a roasted chicken and ate it at the canteen. I didn't know you could do that. The world is full of beauty.

i wonder why these guys hate the CFPB so much

ohh

I’m aware it’s like the lowest of low stakes but Tommy Tuberville still lying about recruiting Patrick Mahomes is just amazing

Every review of AI is like: This isn’t very useful and it makes it harder to do simple tasks than if I just did it myself. Riddled with errors. Can’t see anyone using this. I feel stupider having tried this. That said I believe it will soon make human cognition redundant and eradicate us all.

This is the most one-sided ass kicking in modern history