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I went to the doctor for my annual checkup and she was happy to see my weight stayed at a healthy 12,000 nickels

Americans will measure with anything but the metric system. “$.35 in nickels”

Who am I? Who am I?? I AM Tom Scott!!!

(Well, an understudy)

Fue mi esposa, tu hija sáfica fiel creyente a tu palabra oscura la que accedió a tu sabiduría

hi, soy la humilde oveja de satanás. ya los compré

A fascinating map from @donnermaps.bsky.social overlaying Tuesday's Dem primary results with a map of the NYC subway system.

Inspired by an astute observation from @kleinman.bsky.social, who noted that Mamdani did better in areas served by the subway while Cuomo did better in car-centric areas.

Dear Apple, Tim Cook, Tim Apple, this looks like ass

"Into the New World", a tribute to the people of South Korea who took to the streets a few months ago (and before).
Directed by Nakwon with many other artists.
>> www.catsuka.com/breves/2025-...

Holy f why is the quality of Bluesky uploaded videos so bad

You have no idea how much I love this old white rug

Get you a girl who finds joy in sparkly things

When scholars of authoritarianism and fascism leave U.S. universities because of the deteriorating political situation here, we should really worry.

A small sparrow looks up into the bare branches of a tree where a distant crow is perched. "Crows are so creepy," it says, "ominously perched in a dead tree...". The sparrow starts to see the crow with glowing eyes and jagged teeth, "who knows what they're up to...". The crow is now seen wearing strange occult symbols, a strange liquid drips from its eye, it is muttering something in an eerie and unknown language. "Conjuring demons?" the sparrow continues postulating, "Human worship? Rodent necromancy?" The crow is now seen as a normal crow, and the sparrow is right beside it, looking at it, and says: "Teach me your ways"

Hasta me duele la pinche vulva de ver su acceptance speech #Oscars

As a queer immigrant I’m glad I’m considered noise to these ghouls

Panel 1: two crows are walking in the snow as a heavy but gentle snow falls around them. Panel 2: one says to the other while looking ahead "Heh, that lump of snow looks like..." Panel 3: what they thought was a lump of snow opens its eyes, revealing itself to be a pure white snowy owl. Panel 4: "Gasp" gasps the second crow. "... a spirit!" exclaims the first.

This goes so fucking hard dude

🤌

Remember: obstruction and distraction.

“Hehe, so trump is the first legally female president *snort*”

You. Are. Getting. Played.

It might be me but I feel like a lot of you are getting lost in the little details and you are getting played.

It’s spelled “Colombia” not Columbia. Yes, we know and I’m almost sure they know it as well. Even as incompetent as they might appear to be.

This is classic misdirection.

YouTube video by Jacob Geller Who’s Afraid of Modern Art: Vandalism, Video Games, and Fascism

It's never too late to rewatch @jacobgeller.com's Who’s Afraid of Modern Art: Vandalism, Video Games, and Fascism
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Dq...

Snowed In

Dear Americans just remember it’s not too late for you to reenact the #IdesOfMarch

Casi me alegro de que Terry Pratchett esté muerto.

The revolution will be sponsored ™

Someone should start a gofundme-like website to gather money to get people unalived. I know many people would happily donate to get rid of more than one techbro

YouTube video by Ale Tello Numbani Skybox exploit - January 5th, 2025

Apparently you can’t post an exploit someone used in your #overwatch game to raise awareness/visibility in r/overwatch

Post was removed without explanation. And I have no way to surface this to Blizzard so they patch this

youtu.be/93PkIzJV_MI

Pensé que los argentinos solo refugiaban nazis… oh, espera