This is really well done. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
10.11.2025 16:03 β π 561 π 87 π¬ 44 π 49@improv-alex.bsky.social
I do improv!
This is really well done. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
10.11.2025 16:03 β π 561 π 87 π¬ 44 π 49The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. Itβs about peopleβs lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The least most politically engaged people I know are texting me before 8am to say, βwe wonβt forget.β
So I donβt know man.
This right here.
10.11.2025 01:23 β π 10478 π 2576 π¬ 282 π 80Jarvis @jarvis_best -14h What's the mood on Bluesky? 236 t797 2.6K Ill 402K On the Edge Nate Silver Nate Silver v @NateSilver538 X.com They're too busy burning American Eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires to have noticed that the shutdown ended. 6:43 PM β’ 11/9/25 β’ 402K Views
the hipsters, theyβre ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesnβt anybody order a black coffee anymore
10.11.2025 17:00 β π 3574 π 255 π¬ 361 π 340i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
10.11.2025 00:56 β π 23962 π 5431 π¬ 412 π 215While we're at it, why do we pay for a fire department when most houses don't even burn down.
10.11.2025 18:46 β π 2191 π 373 π¬ 14 π 0I Want You to Understand Chicago Politics Chicago 2025-11-08 I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time. Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again. An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleaguesβ pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening I stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house. I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next. Understand what it is to pray in Chicago. On September 19th, Reverend David Black, lead pastor at First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, was praying outside the ICE detention center in Broadview when a DHS agent shot him in the head with pepper balls. Pepper balls are never supposed to be fired at the head because they can seriously injure, or even kill. βWe could hear them laughing as they were shooting us from the roof,β Black recalled. He is not the only member of the clergy ICE has assaulted. Methodist pastor Hannah Kardon was violently arrested on October 17th, and Baptist pastor Michael Woolf was shot with pepper balls on November 1st. Understand what it is to sleep in Chicago. On the night of September 30th, federal agents rappelled from a Black Hawk helicopter to execute a raid on an apartment building on the South Shoβ¦
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
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using fractions: 1/10 do not recommend
10.11.2025 17:03 β π 95 π 21 π¬ 0 π 0I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time. Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again. An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleaguesβ pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening I stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house. I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next. Understand what it is to pray in Chicago.
βI want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.β
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
09.11.2025 18:50 β π 208 π 75 π¬ 2 π 0Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who wonβt do what I ask.
one thing I love about modern UI design is the lack of error messages. Ideally, the user should have no idea why their app is malfunctioning or what they can do to fix it. this is how a phone asserts dominance.
09.11.2025 02:16 β π 109 π 24 π¬ 6 π 1Claim: My uncle says Mamdani will abolish the entire NYPD. True: Your uncle does say that.
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08.11.2025 04:19 β π 15224 π 1820 π¬ 148 π 48Ok, Iβm now learning fancy football is a big industry for nerds who canβt play meat space football. Name makes more sense.
01.09.2025 00:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why is everyone talking about fancy football all of the sudden?
01.09.2025 00:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Humble brag, but I could definitely destroy that modern art with just my hands
22.05.2025 16:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh shoot, it was 123secret, not 1234secret
22.05.2025 16:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Accidental Andy Kaufman
22.05.2025 16:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I keep getting asked if itβs legal to spend our campaign funds on food drives or our high school public service grants and the answer is YES. It is.
Politicians and Democratic organizations need to use their coffers to help people NOW and fill in the gaps that Trump has created.
really bleak to pop on to the former twitter and see people i thought were reasonable palling around with race science maniacs
20.05.2025 23:46 β π 11200 π 824 π¬ 280 π 79Yes! βΎοΈ π₯
20.05.2025 22:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know Jake Tapper cares about telling the truth because he went on Megyn Kellyβs show to promote it
20.05.2025 21:14 β π 6164 π 816 π¬ 198 π 55Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane
Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane
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installing a scallion pancake printer above my bed so i can wake up in luxury
20.05.2025 03:14 β π 402 π 15 π¬ 19 π 1Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social β’ 40m Bluesky Judge: and according to the defendant, they were quote "making a joke" and therefore more concerned with the humorous aspect of the claim than its historical accuracy Lawyer: yes that is correct your honor Bluesky Judge: and furthermore the defense claims a right to "goofery"? Lawyer: yes 9 1 3 0 78 Follow Seems like a good lawyer *eye roll emoji*
This website rules so hard
20.05.2025 15:43 β π 979 π 43 π¬ 28 π 1Overheard nerdy British bird drunk on a date: do I make you orniβ?
20.05.2025 16:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My startup pitch: shag carpeting repurposed for male pattern baldness in werewolves
20.05.2025 15:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ear hairs low key trying to turn me werewolf at the one place on my head I never check
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