Finally opened the envelope from my health insurance plan (Iβm a contract employee so I pay my own ins). My premiums are going up from ~$700 per month to ~$1,100 per month (more than a 50% increase), and this is not even a marketplace/ACA plan (I was never getting a savings). π’π€¬
11.11.2025 22:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Exactly this
11.11.2025 02:07 β π 83 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0
a stray dog stands in a bushy area. the dog is blue with golden eyes. he looks majestic as he stares off into the distance.
a group of 4 dogs rest together in a bushy area. two of the dogs are tan, one is black, and the last is blue with long, scruffy fur.
a blue dog is mid-step as he walks through brush.
Some of the stray dogs living near Chernobyl have recently turned blue. This confused scientists for weeks, until they realized they had simply been rolling around in chemicals from a nearby set of portable toilets. 14/10 for all
10.11.2025 21:09 β π 2559 π 363 π¬ 72 π 36
Democrats would do well to remember that trusting a party defined by deceit and bad faith isnβt just naΓ―ve, itβs dangerous to democracy itself.
10.11.2025 00:55 β π 3607 π 713 π¬ 73 π 24
Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
10.11.2025 11:13 β π 4045 π 919 π¬ 44 π 33
Today in grammar pet peaves:
1) You DO pronounce the L in βvulnerable.β Iβve heard it so much lately, even by journalists, without the L.
2) The words βareβ and βourβ are NOT interchangeable, are not pronounced the same, and do not have the same meaning. This is becoming the new theyβre/there/their.
06.11.2025 15:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
After yesterdayβs elections my morning doom scrolling was way less doom-y. #BlueWave
05.11.2025 13:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
All I want is a nap without hearing leaf blowers in my neighborhood. Leave the leaves alone. ππ
01.11.2025 17:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
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Get into the weeds of their misdeeds.
26.10.2025 00:00 β π 1647 π 187 π¬ 29 π 4
The Epstein Ballroom it is
22.10.2025 23:13 β π 4891 π 1315 π¬ 42 π 67
Excellent image, very helpful. And also, hell no.
22.10.2025 14:19 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
I accidentally woke up at 8:30 this morning instead of my usual 5:30 or 6. Needed the sleep, but still canβt get into the swing of my day without my 1 hour-ish time waking up, catching up on news, and snuggling with my dog. Even the dog is peeved. π
22.10.2025 14:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Jesus. It looks like 9/11.
21.10.2025 22:57 β π 0 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
there is a new scandal as bad or worse than what got trump impeached the first time about every 48 hours
21.10.2025 19:08 β π 3802 π 625 π¬ 43 π 25
Wisdom from Schoolhouse Rock.
18.10.2025 11:00 β π 5662 π 2706 π¬ 210 π 191
Scruffy faced dog staring at the camera.
Watching some #GBBO with my fuzzy bestie on a Friday evening. So good.
17.10.2025 22:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
boomers would rather die in office than let gen X and millennials lead
15.10.2025 11:15 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
#WarRavagedPortland
08.10.2025 11:23 β π 36458 π 11341 π¬ 1287 π 1829
Image of Nosferatu standing in an open window, meeting the sunlight. He is in agony with one hand raised and the other on his heart.
Text reads: Vampires suck your blood for Vitamin D because they can't go out in the sun themselves.
You ever think about that?
No. You only think about yourself.
#Halloween #fall #vampire
07.10.2025 08:26 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
The struggle is real. π«€
04.10.2025 12:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Taking an early lunch and watching #GBBO. Chocolate week. Suddenly my humble salad sucks and I want chocolate. Iβm highly suggestible.
03.10.2025 16:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I keep sharing and resharing this essay, holds up after all this time.
02.10.2025 07:16 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Jane Goodall with chimpanzee, both apparently singing.
Aww Jane Goodall - what a loss.
01.10.2025 20:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Scruffy dog laying on couch.
Freshly groomed (and less scruffy) dog laying on couch.
Same day, different dog. Molly McScruffy face got de-scruffed. π
30.09.2025 14:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Is there such a thing as ever getting all the weeds weeded?
28.09.2025 20:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
This RIGHT HERE!...ππΌππΌππΌ
23.09.2025 13:21 β π 545 π 187 π¬ 8 π 8
Accountability is comingβ¦
π³οΈVote All Republicans Out!π³οΈ
22.09.2025 12:28 β π 106 π 41 π¬ 11 π 2
This is about 1.5 miles from where I live. Quite scary night last night. Ambulance sirens streaming down my street for hours. Helicopters overhead for hours. Bad reporting early on talking about 20-30 walking wounded and multiple casualties. My thoughts go out to all effected.
21.09.2025 13:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The head of the Federal Communications Commission even suggested ABCβs broadcast license, as a Disney subsidiary, could be at risk. Arenβt late-night shows supposed to pushing the envelope? Yet Fox News can claim we kill the homeless through involuntary lethal injections and itβs met with crickets.
18.09.2025 00:06 β π 1181 π 159 π¬ 26 π 6
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