Kristi Payne

Will be wearing something like this at all our college football watch parties this fall. Roll tide.

Ok, fair.

👀 ✍🏻

Jesus Christ, I am 47 years old…

I mean, holla!!

Entitled little shits 😅

But the potatoes were FANTASTIC.

This was at La Fête on Morris Avenue in Birmingham. If I’m being honest, I wasn’t blown away by the escargot. I haven’t been to Chez Fon Fon in years, but they used to have the best escargot (simply served in the shell with drawn butter on the side as dieu intended.)

*capitalism overthrowing intensifies*

LET THEM EAT ESCARGOT. And potato pavé. And deviled eggs.

Very adorable small, scruffy tan dog in repose halfway under the covers in the morning light.

Odie asking me for one good reason we should be awake at 8 a.m. on a Sunday.

I cannot give him one. But, alas…

Sameeeee. I shave my forearms for the same reason. The contrast was just too striking.

Nah, I think it’s important context and it gives the bored among us something to nitpick in the comments 😉

And do!!! 🤩

Oh no. I didn’t know he was one of them. Bummer.

If you’re not going to keep it neat, PLEASE just shave.

See, for me, the beard has got to stay neat, which I understand takes QUITE a bit of effort. I both applaud & appreciate my partner for maintaining his appropriately. If a man’s putting literally no effort into the beard, it gets unruly and unkempt & it makes me assume he also doesn’t wash his ass.

As they do.

A reminder yet again that the people who position themselves as the "defenders of women's sports" when attacking trans people actually hate women's sports and women athletes... especially Black women athletes...

Omg I didn’t need to see this during a 4:40 a.m. bout of insomnia.
*Googles whether the local Taco Bell is open 24 hours*

It is not.

Leeds PD has now spun up a story on FB claiming she passed an undercover cop on the interstate going 80+ mph and swerving erratically, and that’s why they initially pulled her over. The comments are… about what you’d expect.

I love a slightly flowy racerback tank and they’re so hard to come by.

Sign the Petition Demand the Release of Giovanna Hernandez

ICE arrested a woman in Bham this morning on her way to work. She’s been here since she was 7, got her Master’s in social work from Jacksonville State, has no criminal record, and works at the Hispanic and Immigrant Center of Alabama. And now she’ll likely be deported. www.change.org/p/demand-the...

I have neither the time nor the crayons…

As a parental survivor of five years in the travel softball machine, I would never advise ANYONE to get their kids involved in that.

The get in loser meme. It says get in, loser, we're beating up big balls

Is this anything?

Lmfao. Not everyone that lists their pronouns is trans, but everyone that gets pissed about it is def a transphobe.

Seating map for Orchestra Row A seats.

Put a pin in that idea so that, going forward, you can circle back and reference it anytime you need to.

You love to see it!