Five Chinese Crackers

Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!

Anyway - that should have said wrong un. And it was about Epstein.

a man wearing sunglasses and a white shirt holds something in his hands Alt: That Salt Bae twat doing his one shit trick with garnish to make him look better than he actually is

There's something about how it's been released that Trump said, "Oh thank god you got him! Everyone knew he was a wrong uncle!" at the same time Streeting has said, "Oh yes, I knew him but was never his friend. I was just pretending!" about Mandelson that's just

it really boils down to who do you hate more, rich sex abusers or the left, and I’m afraid that from Thatcher to Starmer we’ve been run by people for whom the answer to that question is “the left”

Isn't it super random that all of the "anti-woke" cancel culture academics who all leaned into transphobia and race science later in their careers all seem to be connected through Jeffrey Epstein?

I don't think we have to engage properly with Matt Goodwin talking about birth rates, he's just trying to signal that he wants more white people, it's not really anything beyond that.

Making a comic with AI will cost you roughly 150$ a month (device and internet)

A pencil costs 15 cents and a ream of paper is 6$

You could be like Kirby or you can embarrass yourself and make a prompt and generate a gross representation of what Kirby would do.

He always was an underhanded sneak.

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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.con... • 1h hey remember when dril tried to sabotage Harris's campaign? i'm utterly fine with him being banned 2 ¿ 5 18 Elle Bee @laurenbee.bsky.social • 1h ???? 1 2 • •• ••. ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact Harris's campaign used one of his tweets for marketing and he flipped his shit because she didn't agree with him on every position. and then, you know, we lost the election

oh that’s why she lost

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

Imagine going back in time to say, 2018 to warn people about this. It'd be like if Kyle Reese turned up in 1984 only to be immediately shot by cops as their mates zoomed off to shoot Sarah Connor. Then the killer robot gets a new job as Ambassador to the US.

I'm old enough to remember when the mere suggestion Mandelson was doing anything remotely like this was unforgivably disgusting antisemitism.

Why, it's almost as if capitalism prioritises profit above everything else.

crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"

Or, put another way: Do we think this affair is proving so difficult to explain because it’s fiendishly complex and hard to grasp, or do we think it’s difficult because it’s so straightforward and everyone gets it just fine?

A reminder that Reform's candidate for Gorton and Denton, Matt Goodwin, has still not explained what he meant by this claim that developments in genetic science will make younger generations more right wing as they understand the "inherent differences" between different groups

I was about 18 and a bit more cynical!

I remember seeing Ghostwatch when it was first broadcast. I never thought it was real - I'm sure it was clear somehow in the TV Guides or whatever that it wasn't a real thing.

I think the bookers have probably looked at the overt Twitter fascists and then at - say - guests such as Douglas Murray, Mel Phillips, Nigel Farage and Nick Timothy, and they have quite accurately concluded there is very little difference between them. In politics, rhetoric and behaviour.

My brain when I need to focus

They won't be laughing when they're wrongfully arrested in connection with a 1970s pub bombing

This is how the BBC is reporting Matt Goodwin's selection as Reform's candidate in Gorton and Denton.

He's not an academic. He holds no academic position and hasn't done for quite some time.

If you want to know more about the Reform candidate for the Gorton and Denton byelection, look no further than James's excellent piece for @prospectmagazine.co.uk >>>

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'Terrorism'

Once you get into the details, this story raises more questions than it answers...

Just realised that in the radioactive wastelands of the future there'll be a comedian going "Ooo remembers six seven six seven eh?" as another blister pops on their face.

The thing about America today is that if you just describe what is happening objectively and unemotionally you sound hysterical and partisan and what you have to remind people is that the reason for that is not you, it's the people doing the things you are describing