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This Reuters headline. Oof.

Fascism isn't 'coming.' It's HERE.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

08.10.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6611    πŸ” 2262    πŸ’¬ 236    πŸ“Œ 87
How right-wing "think tanks" are straight up lying x
YouTube video by Sneakcret How right-wing "think tanks" are straight up lying x

I finally tiktoked so hard that I made a video long enough for YouTube.

If you've seen the crazy headlines from rw media about "47% of SA cases" in London being done by migrants, I would like to invite you down the rabbit hole with me 🫠

"The Centre for Migration Control"

youtu.be/O4hJ-JmSL8s?...

30.07.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just in case it’s helpful: Here’s Trevor’s response to the huge far right march the other month, which he did not at all consider to be intimidating or illegitimate. Quite the opposite.

06.10.2025 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

This "alas this institution if failing to uphold democracy" thing pisses me off. No, it is succeeding at destroying it, entirely intentionally, because the institution has been captured. Live in the real world ffs.

06.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk, it is quite notable how if you pretend to believe the UK state is engaged in secret communism, they give you a prominent job at the newspaper of record. Several such cases

05.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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lying about project 2025 was certainly the "smart" move but it's a complete revision of history to say it was in any way convincing. the only people who follow politics who seemed to find it convincing were mainstream political journalists.

03.10.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 802    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 21
Jonathan Portes
@jdportes.bsky.social
The Times finds it "unacceptable" that people who came here legally in 2021 and have been living and working here since should allowed to stay.
The sad decline of a once great newspaper into ignorant xenophobia and casual racism
archive.ph/TFZY9
There is a more pressing issue. Ministers must ensure that the vast numbers of immigrants who arrived in the so-called Boriswave of 2020-21 are not automatically absorbed into the permanent population. They are about to cross the the five-year threshold into ILR, yet Labour continues to dither. Ms Mahmood must freeze the status of this huge cohort while a new residency regime is finalised. A million or more extra permanent residents in these islands, let in on the nod, is simply unacceptable. Finally, the home secretary must acquaint herself, and the public, with an accurate estimate of the actual number of foreign nationals living here, what taxes they pay and what services they consume. Without hard data, all the political parties are fumbling around in
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the dark.

Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social The Times finds it "unacceptable" that people who came here legally in 2021 and have been living and working here since should allowed to stay. The sad decline of a once great newspaper into ignorant xenophobia and casual racism archive.ph/TFZY9 There is a more pressing issue. Ministers must ensure that the vast numbers of immigrants who arrived in the so-called Boriswave of 2020-21 are not automatically absorbed into the permanent population. They are about to cross the the five-year threshold into ILR, yet Labour continues to dither. Ms Mahmood must freeze the status of this huge cohort while a new residency regime is finalised. A million or more extra permanent residents in these islands, let in on the nod, is simply unacceptable. Finally, the home secretary must acquaint herself, and the public, with an accurate estimate of the actual number of foreign nationals living here, what taxes they pay and what services they consume. Without hard data, all the political parties are fumbling around in ALT the dark.

Reminder: this paper said their initial reporting of abuse rings in northern England were a declaration of war upon multiculturalism and liberalism. I’m not even paraphrasing, that was the language used. That was in 2011, and it didn’t get better after that.

02.10.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

That's the one. I think there were 2 or 3 different series. Lurid pics of spontaneous combustion in the book if I remember the right one.

01.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I was obsessed with Arthur Clarke's World of Strange Powers when I was about 12. Someone in my house had the book - amazing stuff. I spent ages staring at a marble in my front room trying to get it to move. Should've taken up smoking like a normal kid.

01.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

30.09.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1562    πŸ” 293    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 11
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New Prints up in the inprnt store! Fall Flash Sale is going on!

www.inprnt.com/gallery/deim...

24.09.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, so the Labour Argument making its debut here is that migration is currently uncontrolled, and it needs to be controlled now because it’s making the far right mad. Is that seriously the line.

24.09.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The more interesting question is 'why now?' considering the knowledge about the undeclared donations has been in the public domain for three years.

24.09.2025 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man in a blue sweater is reading a book called sensible chuckle Alt: a man in a blue sweater is reading a book called sensible chuckle and sensibly chuckles

Hannibal Lecter and Maggie Thatch reading 'Intruder was FEASTING on my little girl' like:

21.09.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of that's life! Magazine with a smiling young woman above the headline 'STALKER built BUNKER and kept me CAGED' as if that's some lovely fun. That's life!

Cover of that's life! Magazine with a smiling young woman above the headline 'STALKER built BUNKER and kept me CAGED' as if that's some lovely fun. That's life!

I finally worked out why the smiling ladies don't match the horror headlines in these mags. They DO match. The target audience is VILLAINS.

21.09.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The second part of the Leveson Inquiry was cancelled after intense lobbying and shitehousing *by the free press*

20.09.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

does anybody else feel like they are watching a mass psychosis

18.09.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1626    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 23

Here is the question: were we being lied to? Were we being ferociously bullshat by known bullshitters? Or were the press just passing on the bullshit themselves? Who was the victim of a massive snow job here? Because clearly someone was!

15.09.2025 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Weird how this is always go to Jupiter or live in the center of the earth but not β€œeveryone has a good union job and healthcare”, like that’s the thing that is believing in unicorns

12.09.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1897    πŸ” 440    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 5

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

11.09.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8418    πŸ” 1377    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 50
A political aide leans into whisper in the ear of George Bush he says 'a second amendment has hit Charlie Kirk'

A political aide leans into whisper in the ear of George Bush he says 'a second amendment has hit Charlie Kirk'

10.09.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not that I’m glad he’s dead it’s just that I’m not sad about it

11.09.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

10.09.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 30670    πŸ” 12733    πŸ’¬ 784    πŸ“Œ 1084
Blurb for the Laura Kuenssberg show with guests Kemi Badenoch, Nigel Farage and Mike Huckabee

Blurb for the Laura Kuenssberg show with guests Kemi Badenoch, Nigel Farage and Mike Huckabee

Ah, the BBC's famed political balance

07.09.2025 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6
Here's what they think about Keir Starmer.
A waste of space.
lagree.
Yeah.
Clueless.
I don't know much about him.
No, communist.
Not in touch with reality.
He took the, what do you call it, the old-age pensioners, the heating allowance away from us. A lot of money that was.
It was a big help.
I think probably when he came in initially, he done a couple of good things that he kind of sorted out the minimum wage. And after that, he just continued to make an absolute dogs dinner of the immigration shambles.
Now they're talking about, you know,

Here's what they think about Keir Starmer. A waste of space. lagree. Yeah. Clueless. I don't know much about him. No, communist. Not in touch with reality. He took the, what do you call it, the old-age pensioners, the heating allowance away from us. A lot of money that was. It was a big help. I think probably when he came in initially, he done a couple of good things that he kind of sorted out the minimum wage. And after that, he just continued to make an absolute dogs dinner of the immigration shambles. Now they're talking about, you know,

The Times set up a focus group of Reform-curious people - that is, the exact group of people Labour have been breaking their spines to impress for five long, miserable years. But how’s it going? Exactly as you would’ve predicted, had you been asked how this would go in, say, 2021.

04.09.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5

The top five most frequent non-politicians on BBC Question Time all write for a single rightwing paper

And this was from last year

03.09.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 276    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So utterly sick of politicians saying the most unfathomably cruel things because they want to be treated like a celebrity with controversial opinions and not a public servant, which is what they are elected to be.

03.09.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 599    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5
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These are the exact same papers that spent years cheering on the Conservative party's big new restrictions on the right to protest, the right to strike and the blacklisting from official events of anyone who publicly criticised them

02.09.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 265    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4
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"SEND EM BACK! I SLEEP IN A UNION JACK AND WEAR GEORGE CROSS PANTS NEXT TO A PICTURE OF DIANA I DO! SEND EM BACK!"

"Shave those sideburns, hippy!"

02.09.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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