Krisanne Combs

A lot has changed since my first round of living in Charlottesville, but it's good to know that C&O remains an excellent spot for a special occasion meal. 😘🤤

POND RULES: No swimming, jumping or gallivanting. Do not disturb the pond witch. No fishing with dynamite. Sacrifices to water gods on alternate Wednesdays only - NO EXCEPTIONS! Taunt the crows at your own risk. If a hand comes out of the water to beckon you, turn and walk away. Do not feed the weretrout. Is the water burning with cold unholy fire? Report it to the ranger! They’re not ducks. Run. Have fun!

You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before

you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.

This take is (as usual with Dr. Cottom) a good one.

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Sending love your way.

This is just showing off! 😘🤤

Candy canes are the candy corn of Christmas treats.

You know what you need to do.

Honey, it's our wedding, could you maybe wear something other than jeans?

I got you.

Thanks!

I don't really put much more stock in Fitbit's assessment of my health than I would put in what's written on the paper inside my fortune cookie! It just made me laugh that it has been judging me for my recent extended rest period. 😜

Just watched E.T. in its entirety for the first time in 43 years.

Conclusions: it holds up beautifully. John Williams is the GOAT. I'm old since the last time I saw it was on original release in theaters.

(On Netflix till the end of November if you need something for the whole family to watch)

A rude assessment by Fitbit of a person who has been fighting off COVID all week, not working out enough for the Fitbit.

Meanwhile on day 9 of COVID (mild case, fortunately, but lingering) my Fitbit is getting judgy.

Even the Scamperbeasts get a veto? 🙀😹

A gray and white cat curled up adorably on the arm of a chair and his human's lap.

Me too! Unfortunately the call of nature might require me to disturb his highness soon. 🙀😿😾

Aww buddy. 😥❤️

We need more COVID home tests and I was 99% sure that the feds weren't giving them out any more but before buying more, I made the mistake of clicking on covidtests dot gov and let me tell you that is very much not a good idea in this timeline.

"To scale." 😂

The Last Black Man in San Francisco
Sorry To Bother You
Blindspotting
Fruitvale Station

Andrew McCarthy retweeted me once over in the bad place. All I need is Molly Ringwald and I've got the whole love triangle! I think she (wisely) avoids social media entirely, tho.

A Bluesky notification tab that shows that Jon Cryer liked your post

I feel like I've won the GenX door prize! 😂

Daddy told him to vote for it and Johnny is a good little boy who always does what Daddy says.

You should read her whole book -The Warmth of Other Suns. Fantastic read.

😥🫂

Cool cool and they're both still out there teaching at Yale.

Ducky has a wise take here.

I'm new to The Diplomat and I wholeheartedly concur with this message. What a fun show! I'm only 3 episodes in and it's just so juicy.

The new "West Coast editor" of Vanity Fair publishes an excerpt from her own memoir in which she laments how silenced she is.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

Well played sir, well played.

I think the universities didn’t convey clearly enough to Larry Summers and Laurence Krauss that they were expected to get sexual harassment PREVENTION training