Jim Speakman

Or Epstein's birthday message?

1997????

And had he seen them prior to vigorously supporting Trump's election campaign

Trump semen?

S,

Is Iceland's entry a rework of The Passenger?

Yes, we noticed. You're still here.

Excrete feculence

Thank God

And how does this relate to people who vote for idiot politicians?

Himself?

The turdman of Alcatraz?

BBC commentator talks about recent Star Wars franchise movies that have been made outside the US.

Of course, the original Star Wars was made outside the US.

Trump announces tariffs to protect the US film industry. And then announces reopening Alcatraz. Keen to generate material for the US film industry?

Although, ironically, George III was a ceremonial figurehead, largely deferring to parliament. Not that Parliament represented the American colonies.

What they really want is a Duce or Führer.

That's because John Lydon is still alive and preventing anyone else from using the name?

Similarly Curry Wurst?

"2001's" Bright Green Field?

Is the "springy sprongy" thing actually just a "spring"?

I wonder what name Trump will adopt when he becomes Pope. Has Pope Felonious been used before?

Temperatures must have dropped in New Zealand since it moved closer to the South Pole.

Does this include the Avignon popes?

Don't want to be too much of a pedant, but I don't think that they did "orbit the Earth". Anyway, you'll get the Flat Earthers on you next. And their global supporters.

”they're astronauts"

On 9/11, the people of Gander stepped up. They showed the very best of Canada.

The nature of British colonial rule is that any major business from colonial times is likely to have been established by a protestant. John Jameson, and also Arthur Guinness.

I got the chess reference. I didn't realise he's the guy from Whiplash.

Is Greenland for Sale? US president Donald Trump says he wants the US to take over Greenland. Many people think it will never happen. But could it? If so, how?

The BBC showed a documentary this week where is suggested Trump's claims on Greenland are largely about controlling shipping routes through the Arctic - Is Greenland for Sale?: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0028msr via @bbciplayer

An interesting selection. Am I right in thinking these bands are exclusively made up of guys?

And career civil servants doing the daily work of allowing liberal democracy to function