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@hippyfa.bsky.social

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55 Followers  |  211 Following  |  231 Posts  |  Joined: 09.02.2025  |  2.3457

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Booooo

04.11.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He is such a thirsty bitch.

02.11.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@benstiller.redhour.com Just finished the film you made about your parents. Funny, heartfelt, endearing. Loved it! Coincidentally, convinced my 13 year old to watch King of Queens. Your dad absolutely makes that show, and the episode where he meets your mom is even better after seeing the movie.

29.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, just caught your segment on Trump re: rules/guardrails. Good stuff! Looking forward to that tell-all book coming out like last POTUS.

29.10.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where are you with a shrimp alfredo Lean Cuisine?

29.10.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The horror!

28.10.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More interesting than Marlins Man. Can we ban that dude? Sitting there scrolling his phone…even he knows his schtick has overstayed its welcome.

28.10.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pffffttt

28.10.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I worked at an Applebee’s in college where this played on regular rotation.

I hate it to this day.

27.10.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s my exact style

25.10.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy Tonight Tonight, that makes me feel old. I remember buying the double CD, and leaving it in my family’s van. Dad took it in for an oil change before a vacation. CD was gone after oil change. Parents thought I was crazy for suggesting someone stole it…

25.10.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s mad at his dad.

25.10.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Covfefe redux

25.10.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Many times, the dumbest person in the room is the loudest and most theatrical.

24.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice

24.10.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought they just cancelled this?

24.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can some well meaning folks with large wallets buy ad space for this to air during the World Series?

24.10.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes he does! Lesley Stahl just won’t return it!

23.10.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Said the same thing to my Republican parents before the election. They both acted like they had no idea what I was talking about.

23.10.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Don Mattingly

Don Mattingly

Don Mattingly is going to his first World Series after finally shaking that Yankees anchor

21.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 11

Dear @stlouiscardinals.bsky.social

Please try to hire Don Mattingly. It’s a great fit for both.

05.10.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@ivanthek.bsky.social @carlquintanilla.bsky.social Guys, I took my family to NYC over fall break. I witnessed the horrors and violence firsthand on the NYC subway.

19.10.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drunk MC5 pod, we’re all dying for it.

11.10.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like it’s a damn VFW luncheon.

08.10.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was fantastic and frightening. Have shared with many friends/colleagues.

07.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wife unbelievably forgot to buy candy corn (a fav of hers) this year. I haven’t reminded her.

07.10.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These people are so damn weird.

07.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beef tallow or bust!

06.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear @stlouiscardinals.bsky.social

Please try to hire Don Mattingly. It’s a great fit for both.

05.10.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apologies to Jonathan Banks but Stephen Miller looks like Victor Maitland’s henchman in Beverly Hills Cop.

05.10.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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