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I really love Halo: Combat Evolved and love any excuse to replay Halo: Combat Evolved but I’m not going to lie, putting out another remake and rerelease of Halo: Combat Evolved feels like the most “we don’t know what to do with Halo anymore, hit the emergency button” decision one could make

its so interesting how vaccuous this nostalgia is. like they dont even know what to be nostalgic *for* — yolo hats? monster energy? walmart? teen wolf? just endless products that exist as symbols of consumption

america's awful medical system got tricked by a con artist into giving people high grade narcotics to treat sore elbows so now you have to have a gunshot wound to be given something stronger than tylenol

Well don't I feel stupid

YouTube video by SkyEcho7 George Carlin - It's A BIG Club & You Ain't In It!

youtu.be/Nyvxt1svxso?...

When I was a kid I thought Nightmare was the coolest fighting game character there ever was until this dude dropped and I learned what aura was...

Trailers Haunted
Mixed media on paper

ambercarr.bigcartel.com/products

“Here’s the image encompassing the crushing feeling of constant consolidation and the contraction of our lives and industry, boss, just like you wanted.”

YouTube video by XanderJ Stop Defending Nintendo

Did I mention screw Nintendo?

Because screw Nintendo.

At the very least, skip to 53:22.

lmao down to the last 16 mins and BLAM

we are going for another 30 hours.

oh we've beaten blasphemous and warioland 2.

drink lots of water

stop by and say hi

twitch.tv/serfins

DONT FORGET IM HERE FOREVER

Vanessa Lewis / Virtua Fighter R.E.V.O.

Momo Ayase

two screenshots from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, during the snowball fight battle tutorial when the hero picks a name. someone tells the hero, "You can't be the 'new kid' forever!" the player is typing "New kid" for their name.

I can hear Coach McGuirk's long explanation of how FirePro is a wrestling game but not like any of the ones Brendan would be familiar with in my mind.

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

''now he thinks im gonna jum- never mind''

“We aren’t using AI… We’re just abusing our employees! (who might still be using AI)”
is quite the answer to go with.

Love you, Abby. 💗

A desaturated blue (just glancing at green from across the street), black, and yellow-orange poster. It features Miles Caton in the middle playing his guitar, shadowed faces of Michael B. Jordan on either side of him (with the Stack character sporting the orange echoed elsewhere for his gold tooth). At the bottom, in heavy shadows, is the vampire band, and behind them, silhouettes lit by flame, are line-dancing figures with glowing eyes. Their shape suggests that a few of them are characters from the movie: Mary, Pearline, Cornbread, and Bo Chow. There are credits, an R rating, and a Warner Brother's logo at the bottom and above the film's title (done in an old timey flashy saloon font that might befit a juke joint) is the text "A film by Ryan Coogler."

Worked up a poster for Sinners - that cross section of horror movies, period pieces, and roots music checks an awful lot of my boxes, and heavens but it was beautifully made.

Reasons You're Getting Blocked, free edition:
Your profile info is nothing but a screed;
You have 5 followers but are following 9,402;
Profile + banner are blank and 30 reposts down there's still not a salient post from yourself;
Thought you'd make a comment on my post at my expense;
American flag.

This is real btw

YouTube video by Big Joel The Japan World's Fair Is Kinda Bad (But That's Okay)

I went to the, quite strange, Osaka Expo 2025, and made a video about it! You legally have to watch it because you follow me on the internet youtu.be/D10S6G1InXg?...

A teal Nintendo Switch Lite displaying a scene from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Spirit of Justice. Nahyuta Sahdmadhi is speaking and says a few lines in another script. Then his English dialogue box reads: “Be not deceived by the defense’s lawyerly chicanery.” Then, Phoenix Wright’s inner monologue says: “(Now what?!) (He’s been pretty quiet up to this point. What does he have up his sleeve?).”

Bro the ace attorney game I’m playing just threw out the phrase ‘lawyerly chicanery‘

Existential Dredd “AM I THE LAW?”

The image features the finnacle in shark excellence! The Street Sharks! The four Bolton Brothers are coming at you! Ripster, a great white shark with abs, ripped jeans, and cowboy boots! Streex, a tiger shark with abs and roller blades. Jab, a hammerhead shark with abs and an attitude. Big Slammu, a whale shark with abs and football pants! Above them are the biggest haters. Dr. Paradigm and his Seaviates!

It's a national holiday, STREET SHARKS DAY!!!!

Rez, Meteos, and Lumines artist Noboru Hotta has a new rhythm action game coming. Demo is out already. Seems to have gone a bit under the radar, give it a look. store.steampowered.com/app/3844290/...

Huntington's disease successfully treated for first time One of the most devastating diseases finally has a treatment that could transform lives, tearful doctors tell BBC

Holy fucking shit this is massive news.

There’s a lot of people in the FGC that care more about being an “influencer” than simply being an authentic person, and these people are much easier to recognize than you think.

A representative for GWAR told The Post, "Normalizing violence? Humans don't need GWAR for that. There is nothing normal about the Looney Toon violence acted out on a GWAR stage. GWAR is absurdist spectacle. GWAR is to violence what the New York Post is to journalism. Ridiculous."

LOL