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@borklazer5ever.bsky.social

fka krit | wannabe dinosaur | what the fuck is a soshe mead anymore

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EAT SHIT, MALICIOUS OBSOLESCENCE!!

08.08.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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0.146.

08.08.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

UPDATE FROM THE RAW AFTER SUMMERSLAM

this dude was motivated

05.08.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

whenever there's a headilne like nintendo burns down orphanage there's always responses saying actually this is standard japanese legal procedure to burn down an orphanage. to which i'm always like hang on that's worse though

05.08.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 789    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
mortis from WCW, a man in a skull mask with skull pauldrons, holding a staff with a skull on it that's wearing a jester mask

mortis from WCW, a man in a skull mask with skull pauldrons, holding a staff with a skull on it that's wearing a jester mask

mortis was one of those guys that like, even to my followers that don't give a hoot about wrestling, i need you to understand he was awesome because he was a gay dude that had this as a costume and would basically come up with a new move every time he got in the ring and it ruled

27.07.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Headline: If you don't like Nintendo's controversial game key-cards, you can now let the company know directly
Subhead: UPDATE: Survey has been deactivated.

Headline: If you don't like Nintendo's controversial game key-cards, you can now let the company know directly Subhead: UPDATE: Survey has been deactivated.

lmao

05.08.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1668    πŸ” 523    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 23
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beat cave story yesterday

06.08.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1502    πŸ” 588    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

Thank you for making me thing you were shitposting and going to look this up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkTR...

05.08.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

but black dynamite i sell gacha to the community

05.08.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Versus Wolves Moment 37 #versuswolves @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social @wooliewoolz.bsky.social

02.08.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 585    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Tasty Steve wastes so much time asking us to make some noise through the entire Top 8 block.

Why doesn't he just ask us for a lot of noise one time in the beginning and just deploy it as needed throughout the night?

04.08.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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THE TIME IS NOW

08.07.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Heartworm - the retro, fixed camera survival horror inspired game I have been working on for five years is out NOW on Steam. Please check it out if you're into that sort of thing! And if you enjoy it, leave a review as it really helps! Thank you

store.steampowered.com/app/1257030/...

31.07.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3746    πŸ” 1244    πŸ’¬ 121    πŸ“Œ 76
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OOPS

31.07.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a colorful sign that says now thats what i call vikes ALT: a colorful sign that says now thats what i call vikes

Some people literally have nothing else.

31.07.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NINJA GAIDEN: Ragebound is $22.49 on Steam (or $20.24 if you own Blasphemous 1 & 2) buff.ly/pQFdC1N

31.07.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
Revolver Ocelot

Revolver Ocelot

31.07.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

FIRE
WATER
AIR
DIRT

FUCKING STATUES, HOW DO THEY WORK?

30.07.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
slurpee machine with one crashed screen

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

29.07.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 18366    πŸ” 5964    πŸ’¬ 237    πŸ“Œ 367
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I don't remember what these people were called, I just knew they weren't Rockapella and I hated them with all my heart. Also, congrats on making the only TV show that looked like a Sega CD FMV game

30.07.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 249    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 4

When pancakes get cold they turn into soggy sorrow 😿

30.07.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You are correct and also same.

30.07.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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γ‚Άγƒ»γƒžγ‚Ήγ‚ΏγƒΌγ‚Ίγƒ•γ‚‘γ‚€γ‚ΏγƒΌ (cinema supply, ps1, 1997)

γ‚Άγƒ»γƒžγ‚Ήγ‚ΏγƒΌγ‚Ίγƒ•γ‚‘γ‚€γ‚ΏγƒΌ (cinema supply, ps1, 1997)

is there a mrs death . . . . ? ;-)

29.07.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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a melting ice cube with a sad face on it ALT: a melting ice cube with a sad face on it

Hope everyone is staying cool out there.

29.07.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chaos Heat is a subtle video game

29.07.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 636    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 11

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