Doctor Michael Swango

My wife got us tickets to see Friendship tonight and is now furious bc she forgot about the Met Gala lol.

Imagine being 45 and putting on a Talking Heads shirt. Lollllllll

Last night one of my cats was pissing in the litterbox and she jumped out doing a spin move and kicked the wall to propel herself forward leaving a perfect cat paw piss mark on the wall and I realized my life is totally fucked and absolutely disgusting.

My shoes are making an annoying sound bc a bag of Wingstop appeared outside of our apartment with no address so we left it thinking the owner would find it. Instead by the next morning a soda inside ate through the cup and created a huge sticky mess I can’t avoid even after my wife wiped it up.

PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT AND STOP POSTING ABOUT THE WHITE LOTUS FINALE!! SOME OF US HAVE NOT SEEN IT AND DON’T INTEND TO WATCH IT BUT WHAT IF I GET SICK AND DECIDE TO BINGE THE WHOLE THING IN ONE DAY?? DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT???

Sorry, I completely agree with you, we have the same beliefs but…

Purin

The Guy Podcast is a gift that just keeps on giving. For only $8 a month (Hotwife Tier) you can call out one of the hosts, dunk on some nerds, and send them a video of a toilet garbage disposal system in the same day. @murderxbryan.bsky.social

Thanks dude. I’m pretty happy about the whole thing.

What the hell are you talking about? This is a joke website for joking and we are talking about a comedy podcast.

Delete this comment immediately. This joke was already taken.

This week the episode should be about one specific person

I love Guy Podcast

It would be highly racist.

I would never be able to tell if I had brain fog. I would simply be too dumb to notice. I would go about my normal life having simpler, more pleasant thoughts and forgetting most things which I probably don’t want to remember anyway.

Oh wait. Sorry. h

H

It actually isn’t fake my uncle was a wrestler and the feuds in the ring carried over to real life Jake the Snake tried to run over his wife and Ultimate Warrior intentionally ruined Thanksgiving one year.

@slime-golem.biz I successfully used a Cubescore run to help me fall asleep last night

One of the projectors lost focus so we had to sit in darkness every 20 minutes when they had to switch the reel. During one break Dilloway treated us to a little acoustic cymbal and chain set. Very fun!

Tavi from Style Rookie on the street and Jon Gabrus on the same train car in the same day. That’s the big apple baby! Also was Aaron Dilloway play one of my favorite sets (seen so many) and watched an old 35mm print of Texas Chainsaw Massacre and ate at Superiority Burger. What a life!

One time Stephen Malkmus lied to me. He walked into a green room I was in and pretended he couldn’t talk because his throat hurt. Then he realized we were talking about buying houses in Portland and suddenly he was in the conversation speaking totally normally. True story.

LISTEN TO MY FUCKING GOD DAMN RADIO SHOW IT ROCKS CALL IN TOO!! LIVE THURSDAYS AT 5PM EST.
KPISS.FM
516-515-0664

Not true baby

Downloaded Life is Sweet last night!

Oh god no I have accidentally invented a Fart Bong. When you fart the fart gets filtered through water and sent directly into your mouth. This is terrible.

Ok now this is bad ass this is why I log onto here

All hail Mr Baio the ultimate master of Instegram

When I turned 56 I said “Never again!” and somehow the next year I turned 56 again

I’ll be here 10am to 11pm Sunday through Saturday