Should I stay or should I go now?

Email from CVS Reminder: Please Tell Us How We Did

I pick up one prescription from CVS and get 3 emails asking me to ‘Please tell us how we did.’ Have some self-respect, CVS, you filled a prescription. It was fine. This is unseemly.

i was not at all anticipating this latest “28…Later” film to be a genuinely profound coming-of-age tale

I’m tired of living through historical events. We could’ve all happily been living in nature eating fruits and swimming in the sea but no a small percentage of the world’s population wanted to see what life would look like if we were all stressed, angry, struggling and anxious.

“Is it too much to ask for everyone to make a small sacrifice for the sake of giving the thousand-year reich a little more living room?” (RD, 1938)

"Why the Liberal Opposition to Hitler's Incursion into Sudetenland Shows They're The Real NIMBY'S" #RossDouthatInHistory

it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby

Jade Helm, but for real

Does that mean the Shun and Wun are going to break away, or are we just looking at a full-on Jurchen/Manchu invasion from the north?

🤷🏼

Trump destroys everything that speaks to our better selves.

If it is of art, poetry, nature, faith, kindness, community, love - these are the things he cannot abide.

For light has nothing to do with darkness.
2 Corinthians 6:14.

Everybody should show up to vote wearing a mask and an ICE tactical vest.

It's so funny when companies are like "if you let us track your data we'll be able to give you more relevant ads" as if anyone's problem with advertisements being shoved into everything is that they're not relevant enough

I’m trying to add the Men’s Workwear Foundation to my Donor Advised Fund but I’m going to need your EIN.

John Fetterman is so disappointing people are calling him “rise of skywalker”

Bernie bro: I have been censored for my German military skull tattoo

Me: Holy shit! You were censored for a Prussian Life Hussars skull?

Bro: LOL no...no not that skull

Me: So....the Brunswick Corps?

Bro: Haha no not that skull either

Me: Which skull, exactly?

Bro: Oh, you know the one

Inflatable Frog Team 6: SuperAntifa Special Hops

How have you managed not to comment on the existence of Run Joey Run and Rocky in the same AT40?

Woman on the bus (to her boyfriend who's just put on a Vader mask): Stop it.
Him: Why? Am I scary?
Her: No Tim. Just very, very irritating.

This doesn’t even include the ones who had pending case but he had their charges dropped.

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The Party of Law and Order.

The Cybertruck: for when you want to communicate “yeah… my ex got full custody of the kids in the divorce” without saying one goddamn word.

No one gazes long into the abyss anymore. They take a picture of it on their phone, intending to gaze into it later, then never get around to it.

Apropos of nothing, once the President of the United States confirms covert CIA operations in a country… say, Venezuela, those operations are no longer covert.

And it puts CIA officers at significantly more risk.

I think destroying essential standards of public journalism is bad for democracy too, actually.

The issue here is not promiscuity. The issue here is professional integrity.

Many of us grew up in the church being taught to root for Moses, Daniel, and John the Baptist in the Bible, only to grow up and have our churches question our faith for not cheering on the Pharaohs, Nebuchadnezzars, and Herods in our world today.

Remember when the Chinese spy balloon was the worst foreign incursion ever tolerated.

🤣🤣🤣 such good times.