@minorleagueguy.bsky.social
Thank you for your service
24.10.2025 02:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes sir!
18.10.2025 04:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I, however, am eagerly awaiting our new Monday Night Balrog.
13.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0ONE GOD DANG BALL UNTIL A PLAYOFF SERIES ENDS IN #SHRIMP #shrimpalert #sadgirl
11.10.2025 05:08 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Talk about burying the lede, WEIRD AL IS COMING TO TOWN
09.10.2025 12:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Felt compelled
08.10.2025 23:54 — 👍 831 🔁 176 💬 5 📌 8Oh great another weekend of dead/alive speculation since the living aren't legally allowed on our money
03.10.2025 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it too soon to crown a winner of the annual What Did We Put in Our Rectums This Year?
03.10.2025 18:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The blood of our lord and savior, baja blast punch
I mean I guess it's possible to not finish one of these bad boys but I respect the restraint
03.10.2025 18:25 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
I … don’t know about this…
03.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 78 🔁 7 💬 24 📌 21Now that you've consumed the Chip of Shame, it's time for the Chip of Triumph!
(they're the same chips)
The Indiana Jones game was a pretty cool campaign. Hitting nazis in the head with shovels never gets old!
02.10.2025 16:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A selection of life-sized, charcoal-black posable Halloween skeletons hang from a store peg.
Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru two pack, $55.94 at Walmart
22.09.2025 18:28 — 👍 329 🔁 63 💬 13 📌 6
The best pilot in the world
Was he certified? Or listening to Evanescence? Asking for a friend
19.09.2025 14:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like an auctioneer? Beautiful
14.09.2025 02:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Any opinion on their need to mark every 5 yard line instead of 10?
14.09.2025 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0SAMUS GOT A MOTORCYCLE?
(questioning not yelling)
Mizzou fan in $25,000 FG challenge decided to kick it at the Kansas sideline. What do you call sicko + based? #cfb
07.09.2025 02:03 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 3But will we see a TOOTBLAN?
16.08.2025 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gen Z: "Have I told you about my condition?"
22.07.2025 13:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think it was Charlie Marlow, who also apologized... Why? I have no idea - he reported the truth!
07.07.2025 00:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A little broken glass goes a long way
07.07.2025 00:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A professional liar standing at a podium.
Did he list these jobs on his resume?
06.07.2025 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did you punch him in the face? Or anywhere else for that matter?
06.07.2025 22:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My mom and stepdad are from the same diaspora group as Zohran Mamdani’s dad (same like “my stepdad was kicked out of the same town and knows some of his classmates”) and apparently the New York Times doesn’t understand how diaspora works, so I am going to tell you a little about my mom’s people!
03.07.2025 23:25 — 👍 12229 🔁 3466 💬 230 📌 869It would be quite the architectural feat, building an entire city out of red flags...
04.07.2025 03:59 — 👍 117 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0The ultimate school field trip meal
03.07.2025 04:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We used to be a country. A proper country.
03.07.2025 03:41 — 👍 80 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 1I wanna thank @joelanderson.bsky.social for bringing this video to my attention. I've been laughing at this all morning.
There are so many layers.
Teal dress is about nothing but action.
Polka dot dress is about smoke but has no fight game.
What team is black dress 2 on?
Mizzou was #1! (for a week) beating #2 kansas!
In football!
Pretty sure those sentences won't be uttered for another century or so
