False. Nyqil + benzonatate + costco scotch

the abyss is really gazemogging me lately if you know what i mean

marx and lenin superstar saga

a three panel comic. first panel, a man in heat resistant gloves comes across a canister of tear gas being thrown at his feet. second panel he has picked it up and someone yells to him, "throw it back!" third panel, he is throwing back his ass. END

omg magnitude 10 motherquake

tweet by Bill O'Reilly: #BadBunny wracked up a huge audience for his incomprehensible half time appearance. But how did the malevolent rabbit get the gig in the first place? We found out! It's on the @NoSpinNews tonight.

broke: fedposting
woke: fuddposting

thats fair. after all it is "camp"

i did not know you went to shakespeare camp and i gotta say it explains a lotttttttt

watched I Saw the TV Glow for the first time today and I did NOT see the twist (Fred Durst is in it) coming

Nyquil

Hogs Rejoice! Slop Now Available in YOUR Trough

this is not my secret life. this is not my mormon wife

hello can you see the world

easily the most intriguing of the shot shooters in my DMs right now

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

microdosing ageplay blowing weed smoke in the bathroom fan while wife is out getting nails done

I think I’m the most influenceable person you know too

yumeshipping w momtokfluencers

Goes without saying of course I am skeeting and driving.

I stay using my phone while i drive and obv maintain good situational awareness (i am driving after all). i always put my phone down when i see a cop, but they never see me because they’re also on their phones while driving. kind of takes the fun out of it for me

this is so sad hey siri play dilberito

yuor body is a temple ..

dry january so embarrassing im putting my wifes half finished beer in a tupperware

Please dont get the surgery

rawdogging the hummus and lacroix

goblin was nothing but kind and respectful to those little chudlings but they still treated him like shit just because he was gay

@dailfaughter.bsky.social “you know when the show is good and you actually like it? that’s qualityslop”

dudes rock

Who was going to tell me that psyllium husk is actually very nasty

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

yippee!!!!