ivy themmepussy

this character is honestly insanely based

girl who makes you feel very special and appreciated and whose sweetness and silliness and care fills your heart with so much joy every time you talk to her

I just hate when it happens so fast, like wait what no!! 😔😔

oh no i got sucked into the good mood to bad mood pipeline

he also wears too much cologne and he has a nice firm handshake, so he could probably grip well and leave a scent behind

I realize this is some boys' type, hmm.

I've met this man and shaken his hand, he isn't that hot! he's a sleazy middle aged man! he's like 10% hair gel!

you've lost me I'm sorry

@dieworkwear.bsky.social imagine what this money could have gotten him instead, jeez

everyone's like "ah is the bubble finally bursting?" and the answer is so much funnier than that

good morning happy tuesday!!

they should rename all sports teams to different types of birds or bird adjacent things (griffins, dragons, angels, etc) so we can always say GO BIRDS no matter the conditions

5 rules of Bug Life

1) it's ok to vibe it out in a little crevice when you need to
2) home is wherever you can get snug
3) getting squished is part of life. the important thing is that when it happens, you get movin'
4) when in doubt, scuttle about
5) life is short. never turn down free snacks

every time

I just got a nifty dumb phone and a lil digital camera uwu

choctaw :O that's so cool

winninggg! I really want one but I'm stupid with money so I'm holding off

what do you think of the Playdate

I just like to eat things

chaos from hades

that's what we call a messy meal, because it's delicious but boy will you feel it later

I am perfectly capable of having fun without getting fucked up, thank you very much! and frankly dealing with buzzed people isn't really that fun—it's just less safe all around, even if they're good people

I can't stand it and have tried my best where I could to get parts with no lights on them/turned off the lights in settings

yeah we've normalized the constant consumption of a total poison. like I'm not against people doing little poisons here and there, but there are bars everywhere here in LA and I know too many alcoholics and alcohol dependant people. people go to the bar as "the hangout place." it's weird

well society's relationship to alcohol is completely fucked

I generally think alcohol is worse than weed

I think the commies would be better off and more capable of revolutionary struggle if we practiced healthy habits, like supporting each other into being teetotalers and going to the gym

and vapes are intrinsically just another source of terrible pollution and material waste! all those batteries, mostly just ending up on sidewalks or in the trash!

getting high should be a thing you do at home when you're chill, not a portable fix hit

goodnight

you're cooler imo :) though also sadder so I guess universal balance