@delasoulless.bsky.social
Born with anxiety, expert over-thinker, and survivor of a boob assassination attempt. Tried to heal my spirit with yoga and Reiki, results have been mixed.
Vibe’s off
09.11.2025 03:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He can’t read. I guess he just looks for the door with a sign?
06.11.2025 03:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A dick worth keeping. 😂
06.11.2025 03:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A special needs kid ripped a banana off the bunch I had on the checkout and bit into it devil’s b-hole first with the peel still on. I don’t even care about the banana, but I’ve never seen anyone do that. Not even Jim Carrey. #corememory
04.11.2025 02:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d love to hear the baconator facts
31.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wrong occasion party tonight. I’m “going” to a birthday party and I’m taking a special friend with me. Thanks, @sweetbee47.bsky.social , it’s the gift that keeps giving.
31.10.2025 12:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Little IG confession: if I see a reel that is a duet where the 2nd person is forcing a laugh, I block both accounts. Get that shit out of my face.
26.10.2025 04:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Had a tootsie pop today for the first time in decades. Umm, it was awful.
25.10.2025 02:42 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I’ve seen some terrible, fake eyelashes in my day, but I’m glad she thinks I’m making eye contact instead of staring at those dead spiders on her face.
23.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Dr. Jill Stein is still incredibly quiet.
19.10.2025 15:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
18.10.2025 19:47 — 👍 19 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
I cannot express how sorry I am to have missed this. 🫖☕️
18.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Are you mocking me?
Person who put drawstrings on the outside, but sometimes on the inside: yes
Or the special 3rd, choose your own adventure option.
16.10.2025 11:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some of you didn't know me in my twitter dot com era, and it shows.
16.10.2025 11:23 — 👍 45 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0I had a dream that someone served lasagna for Thanksgiving and I chose to go hungry. Even in my dreams I do not want pasta layer cake.
11.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 010/9 and the Xmas commercials are in full swing.
10.10.2025 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve drank bourbon from a wine glass. It seemed right.
08.10.2025 01:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my job doesn’t pay me enough to think about work outside of work
07.10.2025 19:44 — 👍 83 🔁 30 💬 1 📌 1You need to look in to your heart you piece of shit
05.10.2025 15:51 — 👍 110 🔁 41 💬 1 📌 1Apparently I come across as the go-to friend for sheet advice. So you could say I’m doing alright.
08.10.2025 01:34 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0If I knew my kid would be giving standup a go, I would have given him more trauma. Moms can’t get it right no matter what we do.
04.10.2025 22:52 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Life is short. Take the cannoli.
04.10.2025 16:32 — 👍 174 🔁 64 💬 5 📌 1People with video cameras in every room of your house: wtf are you doing?
04.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“The Great Soccer” is that like “The Great Pumpkin” or is it something else?
04.10.2025 16:04 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0These leaders are looking at him thinking about how they’d have him doing real pull ups or have his arms fall off trying.
02.10.2025 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you get raptured tomorrow can I have your stuff?
22.09.2025 20:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought she just withheld medical treatment.
21.09.2025 16:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think it’s time to come clean; I hate churros.
21.09.2025 03:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0::taps mic::
Ahem, it’s almost fuzzy sock season.
