Laire Browning

See something, say nothing

I propose Trump tokens that can only be used on pay toilets.

There were no Hellraiser films released between Bloodlines and the 2022 reboot.

That’s an internet hoax, or Mandela Effect or something.

I agree, but you know it’s happening.

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Can’t wait until the Jade Helm conspiracy folks twist their asses in knots trying to explain why this is fine.

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Tomorrow on the Main Feed: we're kicking off October with a Gus Van Sant fave so check the weather, pack your ice skates, and stay away from teenage boys.

It's the 30th anniversary of TO DIE FOR (1995)

Bigger, longer, uncut

It’s the spiders you don’t see that you have to worry about.

Can we file a class action suit against God for not Rapturing these insufferable hypocrites already? We were promised some quiet time.

He wouldn’t even be able to honest with himself in a mirror.

Over the past eleven months, we have built something extraordinary together.

Six weeks left.

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If only there were consequences for lying under oath to congress.

Only David Lynch could make the most vanilla looking cowboy into a character that fills you with absolute dread.

I fully agree. Teachers have had way too much foisted on them by (sometimes purposefully) cash strapped districts, and parents that think school is a daycare center.

Kids “knowing” things isn’t the problem.

The real problem is when they lack the empathy and critical thinking skills to filter the information in a mature manner.

I got better

They probably slipped him a bonus.

How do you fire an opinion writer for opining?

The kittens never stood a chance.

Everyone remembers the leftists bombing abortion clinics in the 90s. Right?

I never painted a sentence in my life.

It’s like they’ve applied the information doubling theory to stupidity.

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The Warrens battling the foul deceiver.

The Kennedy bloodline has maybe two more generations left before they can no longer maintain molecular cohesiveness.

Compost

I never left

What will actually happen is the dems get back into power. Then, it’ll be that familiar song:

🎵Compromise🎵 by Chuck Schumer and the Moderates

Just in time for me to finish The End Of The World As We Know It anthology before cracking this one open.