@abelizred.bsky.social
Former Virginian (RVA), current Washingtonian, future suddenly looking like a fucking nightmare. “When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your face. Be ready for a new day!”
Love when you cover the classics.
05.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s not work when you’re doing what you love.
05.11.2025 18:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0George HW Bush puking on the Japanese Prime Minister seems normal after seeing this travesty.
26.10.2025 03:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So, not your proudest fap?
19.10.2025 07:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m sure the white supremacists and militia groups scattered throughout Idaho will absolutely love this.
11.10.2025 15:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Unless it for storage of ”starched” socks and used tissues.
08.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember Portland, fascists don‘t get bathroom privileges.
08.10.2025 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0See something, say nothing
06.10.2025 05:21 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I propose Trump tokens that can only be used on pay toilets.
04.10.2025 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There were no Hellraiser films released between Bloodlines and the 2022 reboot.
That’s an internet hoax, or Mandela Effect or something.
I agree, but you know it’s happening.
03.10.2025 00:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
01.10.2025 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Can’t wait until the Jade Helm conspiracy folks twist their asses in knots trying to explain why this is fine.
30.09.2025 22:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tomorrow on the Main Feed: we're kicking off October with a Gus Van Sant fave so check the weather, pack your ice skates, and stay away from teenage boys.
It's the 30th anniversary of TO DIE FOR (1995)
Bigger, longer, uncut
27.09.2025 17:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s the spiders you don’t see that you have to worry about.
25.09.2025 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can we file a class action suit against God for not Rapturing these insufferable hypocrites already? We were promised some quiet time.
23.09.2025 19:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He wouldn’t even be able to honest with himself in a mirror.
23.09.2025 19:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Over the past eleven months, we have built something extraordinary together.
Six weeks left.
zohranfornyc.com/sixweeks
If only there were consequences for lying under oath to congress.
20.09.2025 14:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only David Lynch could make the most vanilla looking cowboy into a character that fills you with absolute dread.
20.09.2025 14:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I fully agree. Teachers have had way too much foisted on them by (sometimes purposefully) cash strapped districts, and parents that think school is a daycare center.
20.09.2025 14:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kids “knowing” things isn’t the problem.
The real problem is when they lack the empathy and critical thinking skills to filter the information in a mature manner.
I got better
15.09.2025 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They probably slipped him a bonus.
15.09.2025 14:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How do you fire an opinion writer for opining?
15.09.2025 14:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The kittens never stood a chance.
15.09.2025 03:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone remembers the leftists bombing abortion clinics in the 90s. Right?
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